Dad

A dad is any man, dude, guy, friend, brother, or biological dad. We're all just a bunch of dads and potential dads.

Ethan: (drunkenly) "Dude, this party is a dad-fest, yanno? We need more moms. I saw my dad. he's the worst dad ever."

Dustin: "Man, were all just dads. He's a dad(points) and that guy's a dad. Fuckin' dads everywhere."

Ethan: "I know, eh."

by Dadman June 3, 2011

Dad

A lesbian

Person 1: ur dAd!!1!1

Person 2: ?????

*person 2 goes on urban dictionary*

Person 2: ; - ;

by Agust D? May 26, 2018

Dad

only the chillest of dudes. any person who hooks you up on the road.

I wanna meet that DAD! I wanna greet that DAD!

DADDY NO!

by roaddad April 15, 2008

dad

to drink and drive, to get pulled over because you are drinking and driving

"I pulled an big dad last night"
"I got pulled over last night for a dad"
"I pulled this guy over that was doing a big time dad and I kicked his ass"

by Jack Bower January 5, 2007

dad

1. (n) Term used for addressing (typically male) friends, as in man, dude, or brother.

2. (n) Cigarette

3. (v) The act of smoking a dad

"Hey dad, you wanna go dad a dad?"

"What's the name of your band?"
"Dads Without Kids"

by DWOK April 24, 2007

dad

An internet acronym for dont ask douche, or dont ask douchebag, or perhaps dont ask dude.

Bob: Iwant to go to the party tonight and get wasted!
Fred: Fuck you!
Bob: wtf?
Fred: dad

by Aljoho May 19, 2008

Dad

The reason why you were born

Man if it weren't for my dad being horny with my mom i would have never been born

by Sir Robin the not so brave August 27, 2013