Monkey Boy'd

A recent addition the the english language. It is the inevitable consequence and response to the smoking of marijuana. The resulting realisation and acceptance of ones current state of being when under the influence of a toxin.

Question:"hey dude, how you feeling?.."
Response:"Man, I am Monkey Boy'd!"

by Michael Bobin June 11, 2004

moose'd

noun: To have one's beverage, usually a coffee beverage, unknowingly spiked with extra shots of espresso.

1) Do you see Jenny bouncing off the walls? Freddy moose'd her!
2) (to someone who ordered a coffee and after drinking half the cup) "You got moose'd!!"

by nycizzle May 5, 2009

monday d'ohshits

The early-Monday-morning forgetfulness that plagues individuals returning to the weekday routine. Usually results in abrupt turnarounds on the sidewalk or u-turns on the road when the commuter realizes he/she has left their files/iphone/lunch at home.

Andrew had a case of the monday d'ohshits, and climbed onto the downtown bus before realizing he'd left his pants on the bedroom floor.

by louispound January 11, 2010

Morrissey'd

briefly interacted with, facebook stalked and later masturbated over

that waitress was so hot I Morrissey'd her.

by Yalgoo Bogan October 10, 2013

Mosby'd

To Cum, Blowing your Wad

While Ram Jetting that Mandy Moore Bitch's Mahogany Slide with my Slim Jim I Finished by Mosbying on her back.

Tanzit Mosby'd after working one off driving to work.

by pfarm October 4, 2006

D's in yo mouf

A joke,in where the desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "D's (dicks)in yo mouf (mouth)!". The question mostly asked is "whats your favorite number?" or "whats you favorite color?"

joker--"Hey Angela whats your favorite color?"
angela--"moldy green"
joker--"D's in yo mouf!!"

by Z NINJA October 1, 2006

mop&glo'd

wiping in the floor with someone, as in kicked there ass

i just mop & glo'd that tron

by diddy March 8, 2004