Many people have long wondered, what exactly is a D-
Money? Well basically a D-Money is a guy who doesn't really take life too seriously & is an ultra gash magnet. Not to be confused with the lesser 'Dmoney Drama' this
nigga would do just about anything for his homies, including using a UAV so others can get a
nuke; he is just an all round team player. The key to becoming a D-Money lies in the power of manipulating females, often resulting in the efficient production of sandwiches and/or
hot bubble baths.
D-
Money: Yo girl, make me that sammich then hit me up with a nice
hot bubble bath.
Random hot girl: Sure, you want cheese and coleslaw?
D-
Money: Hoe I asked for a sammich not salad.
Random hot girl: My bad.
D-Money: Be quick with the bath too, I need to go catch a 2 peice.