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edward cullen

person 1: omg stop pulling a edward cullen
by peeeegy April 9, 2009
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Clueless

Clueless is when someone has no idea whats going on, and a specific person comes to mind that fits this word/ definition perfectly...George W. Bush!
George W. Bush is the worst president of my time and the man not only is a retarded prick, but hes absolutely oblivious and clueless to what is going on. VOTE KERRY '04"
by B-Dizzle November 1, 2004
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Cullen

To be unsucsessful in achieving sexual intercourse for a prolonged period of time despite having numerous opportunities to do so.
lad 1) I think I'll take it easy with her you know, maybe wait a little while longer.

lad 2) Mate, don't be such a Cullen.
by Andymac69 April 13, 2009
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Culley

The cutest guy in the whole school. He's the one with the abs and biceps and athletic. Everyone knows him as being funny and super nice. He has the tendency to be rude at times but has a super big cock.
Damn, there goes that Culley! (Everyone says)
by Theshitisreal March 27, 2016
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Edward Cullen

A fag who plans to find over 9000 of the fangirls who masturbate to images of his shrimpdick and cum colored face and then fucks a gay cowboy and dies of AIDS.

And then he will rise from the dead and Anonymous will cut his penis off and then proceed to rub their genitals on his face and then set his faggot body on fire and the world will continue as it was before the fat Mormon who created the monstrosity known as Twilight became known to the current world.

Then the war on Hot Topic and emo children will once again rage on.

The end.
Prima: Edward Cullen is such a faggot.
Secunda: O RLY?
Prima: YA RLY.
Secunda: NO WAI!!11!
(Bricks are shat as Secunda then proceeds to divide by zero.)
by Afroduck's Sidekick February 17, 2009
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edward cullen

considered by many "the hottest vampire/guy in the world", he is one of the main characters of the Twilight saga by Stephanie Meyer. Personally(if you're talking about the movie), I don't think he's that hot.
perosn 1#: OMG. I'm like sooo in love with edward cullen

person 2#: what is with you, he's just a guy and he's not that hot!
by krizzywlc December 23, 2008
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Going Down Clueless

When you (usually a guy) goes down on someone (usually a girl) for the first time and you don't really know what to do, but you refuse to ask for directions.
"Man I was with my girl last night and I totally went Going Down Clueless, but I managed"
by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009
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