/ˈmīkrō.krīiNG/
Micro-crying is when you spontaneously start ugly crying for only a few seconds. Then suddenly stop and suppress all of your anxiety and past trauma because bottling things up is easier than facing your problems.
Micro-crying is when you spontaneously start ugly crying for only a few seconds. Then suddenly stop and suppress all of your anxiety and past trauma because bottling things up is easier than facing your problems.
"I micro-cried three times today because I remembered their is a world wide pandemic and I haven't spent time with another person for three weeks"
"I keep micro-crying because I'm two weeks behind in my classes but I just distract myself with instagram."
"I keep micro-crying because I'm two weeks behind in my classes but I just distract myself with instagram."
by SadDaddy;'( April 24, 2020
Get the Micro-cryingmug. Basically it's when you're crying about an ex girlfriend or something while you're masturbating or crying about the fact that you're masturbating, often using one's own tears as lube
by Robot Cricket October 11, 2008
Get the Beat crymug. A cry nut occurs when one is jacking it to something so wholesome that one can't help but cry as they cum.
Some Bro: Bro I was reading Will You Marry Me and when they started fucking I couldn't help but shed a tear.
Other Bro: Bro did you cry nut? I feel you man.
Some Bro: Bro...
Other Bro: Bro did you cry nut? I feel you man.
Some Bro: Bro...
by HailToTheRetarded December 22, 2019
Get the cry nutmug. Jerry: Man! Felecia spilled her 40 on my new PS3!!!!
Ralph: So what man, stop being such a cry tit!!!!
Ralph: So what man, stop being such a cry tit!!!!
by Nat0069 April 17, 2008
Get the Cry Titmug. by ~KJ~ May 6, 2014
Get the i crymug. Taken from the 1992 film 'A league of their own', when Tom Hanks' character says it to own his female players who started to weep when she couldn't handle the criticism he had on her.
Outside of baseball, people replace the last word with their occupation (There's no crying in politics!///There's no crying in wrestling!///etc)
When someone says that to you, they actually want to say something like 'Be a man' or 'Don't be a pansy'.
A variant of the use was spotted on many websites, while commenting on Hillary Clinton's infamous speech in which she seemed to on the brink of crying.
Outside of baseball, people replace the last word with their occupation (There's no crying in politics!///There's no crying in wrestling!///etc)
When someone says that to you, they actually want to say something like 'Be a man' or 'Don't be a pansy'.
A variant of the use was spotted on many websites, while commenting on Hillary Clinton's infamous speech in which she seemed to on the brink of crying.
* During the halftime of a baseball match *
COACH: 'ANDERSON! WTF where you doing out there!? Don't you have a f*cking brain or something? Not even a chimp hit the ball like that! Where you out of your f*cking mind? WHERE YOU??
ANDERSON: *starts to cry*
COACH: Oh come on, what the f*ck is this...
ANDERSON: *still crying* I'm sorry coach....I was stupid, I....*proceeds to cry even louder*
COACH: No! No, No, No! You stop that right now Anderson, do you hear me! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
COACH: 'ANDERSON! WTF where you doing out there!? Don't you have a f*cking brain or something? Not even a chimp hit the ball like that! Where you out of your f*cking mind? WHERE YOU??
ANDERSON: *starts to cry*
COACH: Oh come on, what the f*ck is this...
ANDERSON: *still crying* I'm sorry coach....I was stupid, I....*proceeds to cry even louder*
COACH: No! No, No, No! You stop that right now Anderson, do you hear me! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
by Valmeijita August 6, 2008
Get the There's no crying in baseballmug. by The Ishi October 7, 2007
Get the The Crying Chipmunkmug.