crotch-vision

An affliction or blessing that causes a person to constantly stare at crotches.

"Girl, crotch-vision has struck again! Look at Wang Chung in that polyester jumpsuit over there! It's like a bad car accident. My eyes can't look away from his dirty souf."

by Miss Marie April 06, 2006

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Yogurt Crotch

When you dont shower for a while and your crotch begins to take on an odor similar to that of yogurt.

Person 1: Woah, do you smell that?
Person 2: .....wot
Person 1: OMG, you've got yogurt crotch! Wash that!

by erhadlovesbonnie May 29, 2011

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Jock Crotch

An even that occurs when sitting next to a jock with extremely long legs, he feels he needs to spread his knees as far apart as physically possible, while his ankles remain touching, giving everyone facing him full view of his crotch.

Dude, You suck at track. There's no need for the jock crotch here.

by Balisonger December 01, 2009

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Bucket Crotch

It's a very loose or large vagina, usually as a result of overuse or multiple births

That girl I'm dating would be great if not for her bucket crotch

by LemonySnickets December 06, 2018

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crotch jello

The coolest anything can get. Something so cool, amazing and invigorating it makes you close your eyes, tilt your head back and smile. Almost as if you were to dip your crotch into a giant bowl of jello on a scorching hot day.

"This girl is so dope," Grant exclaimed, "she paid for lunch and suggested we head back to her place to watch the game. She's like 'crotch jello' cool."

"Is the new Beastie Boys album cool?" I asked.
"Crotch Jello," she replied.

by meatlocker April 17, 2011

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