V-crook

to fool a woman into having sex despite undersized penis endowment

Julia got V-crooked, that guy she picked up last night is slung so tiny!

by testytesty July 10, 2005

Crooked Commie

It is when you take a girls democracy away, then kill her.

Yo man, Dmitriy gave that bitch a Crooked Commie.

by Dirty D, the man the myth the legend July 31, 2006

crooked dick

some ones who's dick is crooked due to masterbating to porn

he now has a crooked dick.

by amor y paz June 20, 2015

Owen Crooks

A person who is more superior than everyone else he also talks alot which annoys everybody, its funny

Random person : Have you seen Owen Crooks
Me : yea the person who talks alot
Random Person : yea thats the one

by The Superior Owen October 13, 2019

Crooked hairline

A joke used to talk about another person hairline.

"Yo alex your hairline crooked."
"Kobi you need to get that crooked hairline fix"

by Honeykiller34 July 9, 2017

crooked george

bent or crooked penis

Damn homie, you got a crooked george

by Dr. David D. Davidson II January 1, 2011

crook in the guts

When you experience stomach pain or constantly need to dook, usually the result of the previous nights debauchery.

Mate where's the shitter? I'm crook in the guts!

by Blackbirdd June 9, 2016