Crispliciousness

So deliciousness and crisp that it's liciousness. Can also be used to throw people of track.

Also Crisplicious

That apple is so pure crispliciousness! John is so crisplicious!

by Joukai January 14, 2009

crisposity

A measure of the feeling in the air as to how sharp and crisp it is, usually related to coldness.

It's chilly today, there's a high crisposity factor.

by Shutupjenyourewrong December 17, 2008

Crispy Seaweed

Dried man/woman juice on the pubic hair region.

Jemma was going to blow Graham but he had crispy seaweed so she decided against it.

by The wankster May 24, 2011

crispy lid

flat brim hat, fresh hat, well maintained dome piece

that crispy lid is dope. That crispy lid is fresh to death

by Marky Mark87 May 27, 2011

Crisp NYC

A clothing brand from the hit HBO show "How To Make It In America".

Look at Kappo's Crisp NYC sweatshirt.

Jay-Z might be at the Crisp NYC Pop-Up shop.

by Kappo III October 18, 2011

crispybits

To be a small, fat, ugly person that is called chris and has no mates

Sean: why are you such a crispybits
Chris: i dont know its just how my mother and father made me.
Sean: well fuck off back to you cave and get some mates.

by ed sheeran November 16, 2011

Crisp Factor

Crisp Factor refers to the crisp texture or flavor of foods with high water content. The crisp factor scale goes from 1 to zero, not including zero. The closer to zero, the greater the crispness.

The scale is based on a fresh Pink Lady Apple which scores the lowest possible score on the crisp facto scale. A fresh Pink Lady Apple is rated at "the limit as x goes to infinity of 1/x." As a result, the intense crispness of this apple is infinitely close to zero on the Crisp Factor scale.

There is controversy over the lowest crispness food available. However, the banana scores extremely high on the Crisp Factor scale. The banana comes in at "the limit as x approaches pi of sin(x/2)." It is infinitely close to one, but is not one because there is currently research being done to determine the food that will achieve a value of 1 on the Crisp Factor scale.

Liquids can be considered on the Crisp Factor scale. They can be considered based on their crisp flavor.

It should be noted that chips, crackers, and other very crisp foods cannot be rated using the Crisp Factor scale due to their low water content.

T-Bone: This strawberry-lemonade is crisp and refreshing!
2-Jacks: I sure would agree. How would you rate it on the Crisp Factor scale?
T-Bone: I'd give it a 1/26.

by itsbusted September 14, 2014