cranberry surprise

Any unnamed alcoholic beverage.

Dude this tastes like shit what is it?
Cranberry surprise.

Dude! this is so good, what is it?
Cranberry surprise!

Dude... This tastes like carrots... What is it?
CRANBERRY SURPRISE

by yayeah April 17, 2006

crankerchief

A napkin or rag used to wipe off the black stuff on the bottom of the crank pipe.

Cassie used a crankerchief to clean her glass dick before she took another hit.

by Jamie Pheloney April 9, 2005

Cranberry Juice

It means to be salty while playing league of legends.

wow dude why are you acting like cranberry juice?

by xbottle01 March 30, 2022

White Cranberry Peach

The act of taking a large amount of tiny bloody shits into the spread lips of a dead girl (no more than 36 days dead) and then proceeding to fuck it like there is no tomorrow. Protection is NOT required.

It can also mean ejaculating onto or into a bloody vagina, followed by urinating into the same cavity, mixing with tongue, creating a nice concoction with similar appearance to the "White Cranberry Peach" flavor fruit juice.

Man: I totally gave your sister a White Cranberry Peach last night!
Woman: She was fucking cremated you twat!

by Zehn Fjire Tjie June 14, 2015

Sprite cranberry

This means one of your bestfriends will be addicted to this and you won't be able to take it from them and they will not share with you ever.

your bestfriend:GIVE ME THAT FUCKING SPRITE CRANBERRY BITCH

by YEET BITCH I GO TO AFSA December 6, 2019

cranker

someone who's constantly cranky.

my mom is such a cranker.

by crystaal c.♥ November 4, 2009

Cranberrying

verb.
1 To cram something with berries.
2 To spread cramberries over something or someone for improvement or ones self satisfaction.

Dude 1: Dude, get cranberrying that turkey, the family is coming for christmas dinner tonight...
Dude 2: What dude???You mean it's christmas already???

by Manic056 October 1, 2006