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Cradle snatcher

Anyone with the name Amelia, especially bug
wow do you like children
Yes my names Amelia I am a cradle snatcher
by buggybug December 26, 2019
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Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome

When you love someone so much that you suffocate them.
Psychologist: What you have is Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome
Man: What?
Psychologist: Its like when you get a new puppy and you hold and shake to much and *snap* there goes its neck.
by Remnus Kizon November 10, 2009
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San Franciscan Cradle Robber

A sex act when you wait till the bitch's water breaks, then you fuck her in the ass so hard she doesnt realize she's giving birth and you reach around and steal her baby
Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?

Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!
by SexualDeviant June 5, 2009
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Newton’s Cradle

When a male is standing feet apart, and another male is standing behind tries to slap your butt, but instead his fingers come upon impact to a single testicle, which in turn Newton's cradle demonstrates the third law of motion. When one of the balls is lifted and released, it strikes the remaining stationary balls and sends force through all of them to push the ball on the other end away.
David stood behind Chris in Nanoom, attempting to slap his butt, however David accidentally missed Chris’s cheeks and his finger managed to hit a single testicle, resulting in a “Newton’s Cradle “.
by Nanoom secret December 28, 2023
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Cradle Baby

A person who was not held much as a baby, and therefore has a head that is flat in the back.
You can tell he was a cradle baby.
by ArtisticAuthor July 28, 2022
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crank the cradle

Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle
Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!
by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019
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Three Finger Cradle

The way in which a person holds a Fushigi while mesmerizing all their friends.
My three finger cradle is so stable, I never drop that shit.
by Jablomi November 9, 2010
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