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Cawkslappa

Cawkslappa or Cock-Slapper defines a person being slapped with a cock.

Misuses of this word include Chickens being slapped in the face by a Rooster and someone being Turkey-slapped.
How does a good Cawkslappa feel HawkerX?
by bigone001 October 21, 2010
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Clickslap

Clickslap or Clickslapping

Clicking on online ads of a company who has wronged you.

Ads cost the company money each time they are clicked on. Sense they have cost you money, you are going to cost them money by Clickslapping their ads.
Jeff was so mad at his bank for charging him an over draft fee, he Googled them and then Clickslap their ads like a hundred times. Ads costs the bank money each time they are clicked on so Jeff Clickslapped his overdraft fee back plus some for his trouble.
by clickslaped March 23, 2011
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Crackalack

Invented by S. Braun who currently lives in Kleve, Germany and is pursuing his degree in International Relations. "Crackalackin" 'kræ-k-a-ĺakïn": a word originally used in powerful movements but also to describe how good/bad smth. is (cursing, loving)
Originally used: you crackalack because it's too comfy( If you can't get up the couch)

"Crackalack, that was jus beyond amazing" instead of oh Shit.
"Are you crackalackin me?" Instead of Kidding.
"Man last night I got crackalacked" last night I got laid/fucked up
by Susu_lou February 1, 2019
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Cockslap

Dude punches girl in the face with penis
by Pornspecialist June 6, 2019
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Crackalackin’

A code word used for crack or meth.
Fuck, I need some more crackalackin’ aye
by Thasmurf April 17, 2019
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Crackalack

When you burn your butt after standing too close to a firework.
I got a big crackalack on my butt
by Another Minecrafter April 28, 2020
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Crackalackin’

The only proper way to greet an acquaintance
Person 1 - “What’s a Crackalackin’ home slice?

Person 2 - “ Jim, please stop, you’ve been doing the same but for 12 years now, it wasn’t funny the first time, and it’s not funny now,”

Person 1 - maybe if you had a sense of humor, your wife wouldn’t have taken the kids, Mark.”
by Tanookie July 26, 2020
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