Covid Freak

Someone who overly freaks out about Covid social distancing.
This lady at the supermarket was a covid freak, she pulled out a tape measure to measure 6 feet between us.
by TheGuyWhoAteTheCoronaBat January 5, 2021
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Covid-Boom

It is a virus. This virus is very deadly, even more deadly then the Covid-19! According to Doctor Gay Bar, the symptoms are as follows. Unable to comprehend simple things, unable to speak or hear things (practically deaf and mute), have a tendency to spend a fortune on games and lastly, unable to bathe or wake up on time. A warning! This virus is very serious. Although rare, once you contract it, you will never be cured.
1. Why are you acting so stupidly! Do you have Covid-Boom?
2. Oh no! get out of here and die! You have the Covid-Boom!
by Mr Sittha Boom April 14, 2020
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COVID Litter

The debris found in parking lots, roads, and other places related to COVID. Examples include masks and empty bottles of hand sanitizer.
I almost tripped over some COVID litter when I went to the store today. There were old, dirty masks everywhere.
by Dr Piggapuss March 24, 2022
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COVID Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive
You won’t get sick from my cook’n my kitchen is covid clean.
by Dodeki April 3, 2020
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COVID-19

Euphamism for pounds gained during a period of quarantine, shelter in place, lockdown, self-isolation, or social distancing, usually due to stress eating one's way through one's food storage during the 2020 global pandemic caused by the Coronavirus.
I just got rid of my Freshman 15 before packing on another COVID-19
by NoKarensHere March 24, 2020
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covid mullet

The fashion practice of wearing professional attire on the top half of one's body while being in pajamas on the lower half. Business on top, apathy on the bottom. Meant to project a poised demeanor on video conference calls while working from home during the covid 19 pandemic, yet underneath it all barely making it out of bed in the morning.
I joined today's virtual finance meeting dressed in a Covid mullet of a cardigan top and the flannel snowflake pajama pants my grandma gave me for Christmas.
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Covid Misinformation

A term used by big pharma and their cronies like most world governments, mainstream media, top global health organizations, most top billionaires and others, to label information either accurate or inaccurate that is inconvenient to their agenda or pocket book. This term is usually the reason given for censoring a post, book, person or organization by big pharma cronies.
Person 1: Why was JFK the nephew of ex-president JFK, Dr. Zelenko, Dr. Robert Malone et al, get censored by social media platforms and demonized in Wikipedia and mainstream media?
Person 2: Because they were spreading Covid misinformation.
Person 1: Why was my post about the Zelenko Protocol which is almost 100% effective as early treatment, which includes Hydroxycloroquine, Ivermectine and Vitamin D, censored?
Person 2: Because it spreads covid misinformation.
Person 1: Why can't I find any videos on covid by infowars on youtube?
Person 2: Because infowars is known to spread covid misinformation.
by Floridaisforfreedom January 4, 2022
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