Corporate America Bot

Somebody who works nine to five in a suit and tie and only does it because they get paid.

I am sick of school. I am just going to get a business degree and become a corporate america bot.

by Rolex Jr. October 5, 2007

Something Corporate

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Something Corporate is the best!

by ViCtoRia!! May 26, 2004

Copulation

1. Sex

2. The population of cops in a given area.

1.John: Let's have sex.
Ashton: No.

2.John: Let's smoke.
Ashton: Wait until we're out of Royal Oak.
John: Why nigga?
Ashton: The copulation here is real high.

by John and Ashton August 5, 2007

corporate redneck

Corporate rednecks live in white picket fence suburban neighborhoods, work in finances for a big company with a lot of benefits and have perfect dad bods but have racks of antlers and stuffed ducks, bass, and maybe a shark in their living room. They will go out fishing for bluefish with their kids on the beach but end up buying a 92 ft Viking yacht and go tuna fishing overnight 80 miles off shore. Instead of telling their kids not to open the door for strangers, they tell them to open the door so as not to be rude but bring one of the thousand dollar shotguns from their excessively large arsenal which is located in the bedroom and load it with 3 3/4 magnums in case its not the UPS man delivering the family dog's new stroller.

coporate redneck - a wealthy white guy from the suburbs who does all the things a redneck does with the exception of eating roadkill possum and large mouth bass. (corporate rednecks dine on only the finest filet minion and chilean sea bass)

Guy 1: Hey Dave, want to go to Fort Lauderdale this weekend and go golfing at sawgrass?
Dave: Hell yeah I want to go to Fort Lauderdale, but I'm going to end up ditching you guys and go fishing and maybe try to hunt a couple alligators in the Everglades instead of going golfing like a tool.

by Bdunnthree December 18, 2016

corporate pole smoker

Sucking up to management to get ahead in the corporate world.

Did you see Bob in that meeting?! What a corporate pole smoker.

by newslacker May 8, 2007

Corporate science

See bullshit. It's made-up nonsense, concocted by so-called "scientists", and "experts", whose job is to make excuses, and make justifications, for the environmental disasters caused by industry.

According to corporate science, global warming is just an invention of the liberal media!

by Omega Death June 27, 2005

copulace

The amount of cops one sees in any given area or time span.

Tim: What's the copulace like at the concert?
Alex: Man, there are pigs everywhere!
Tim: So I guess I shouldn't bring my bowl...

by AlexRVA July 26, 2007