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Chinese cornhole

When you put a eggroll in your ass and eat it out.
"Dude i was up all night in a chinese cornhole circle"
by Qung bou April 14, 2021
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Cornhole

Action derived from the recreational game of the same name where individuals attempt to out wit each other with subsequent puns or corny jokes.
Me: This girl I met on Tinder and I got into an intense match of cornhole while texting earlier.

Friend: The game would have ended sooner had you all not been texting at the same time...
by HPwins10pts4Gryffindor June 12, 2018
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Canadian Cornhole

The legend has it that Canadian women actually prefer to have their ass bred (referring to the act of anal sexual intercourse), keep in mind this is all relatively new scientific research but the results are quite groundbreaking
“Man you know she wants that Canadian Cornhole done”
by Big Sawse October 22, 2020
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Cornhole Pete

Affectionate nickname for former South Bend mayor Pete Buddigieg, most recently posing as Transportation Secretary in the supremely talented Biden adminstration.
That Cornhole Pete's a real caution. He thinks most people consider him masculine because he deliberately wears a 5 o'clock shadow.
by Joey Buffalo December 14, 2021
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Cornhole

Penetrating, wrecking, gaping, or wearing out someones asshole; especially against their will.
I've only begun to cornhole Selina and her asshole is throbbing.
by Mr. Impetuous October 8, 2022
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Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
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Cornhole

It’s where one piece of corn sticks it’s dick in another piece of corns asshole. Making it the “Cornhole!
Corn: 1:so what you do last night bro?
Corn 2: gave my girl the cornhole
Corn 1: wow you struck lucky man!
Corn 2: I know ;)
by Iliketoeatcatz February 6, 2020
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