Germs carried by the opposit sex contagious especially between the ages of 5 and 12. Invisible to the naked eye exclusing your best friend who swares that he/ she saw one once.
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by 0sama b1nlad1n April 26, 2017
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by Picholas February 5, 2018
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by #annonomous May 18, 2018
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