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Coolest-Of-Cool Council

This is a giant council made up of only the coolest of cool. If you are not one of the coolest of cool, you may not take a seat on the council. This council is made up of people who have recieved more than 1 Schlag and 50 lollerskates. However, acceptions can be made for asians who hang out with hispanics and jews, or hispanics who hang out with asians and jews, or jews who hang out with asians and hispanics, because they are already the coolest of cool. The council is ruled by a trio made up of a hispanic, an asian and a jew. You will be treated like a god if you have a seat on the Coolest-Of-Cool Council.
"Oh Johnny, i wish i could someday take a seat on the Coolest-Of-Cool Council and have naked hamsters bring me breakfast and sex in bed!" said Mommy to me as she was tucking me into bed after a light dinner of tea and strumpets.
by Ric The Spic April 24, 2005
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coolular

DUDE! That's SO totally COOLULAR!!!
by THE MOTHER June 11, 2006
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be cools

people who are not cool but wanna be;
people who try way too hard to act cool;
unoriginal/fake people
hey that kid always tries to act cool to mix up with the guys, he's a fucking be cool.

look at those be cools.
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coolstar

noun: a person who has demonstrated an action which has elevated that person to a state of supreme coolness.

adj: a statement expressed when an event occurs which is so unexpectedly delightful that there are no other words to describe the excitment.
noun: you're a coolstar
adj: coolstar!
by eden l October 17, 2006
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coolsome

coolsome, is obviously, cool and awesome mixed. only two people in the whole world are called this, tyler chavez and coco de Lone, yeah thats right...be jealous
coco:your so coolsome
tyler:yeah, were the coolsomes biiitch!
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Coolestest

The coolest of the coolest
Damn, that’s the coolestest thing I’ve ever seen
by bishwestan June 14, 2018
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