convert the native

To masturbate.

Ew gross! Daniel is converting the native in the back of the bus.

Damn that bitch is fine! I'm gonna think about her when I convert the native tonight after work!

by ChewableAvb July 7, 2017

Conveniently Gay

When someone in a heterosexual relationship decides that they no longer want to be in their relationship and look for a quick escape by claiming they just realized they are gay.

(Conveniently Gay Female to Long-Term Male Companion): I'm sorry, but I just don't think we can keep seeing each other.

(Male Companion): What? The wedding is next week, did I do something wrong?

(Conveniently Gay Female): No, my best friend just helped me realize that I am actually gay.

(Male Companion): That sucks...

by Gemgasmic August 4, 2009

convertible

A Convertible is a car which has no roof (Sort of). The roof is usual made of some sort of material which can be used or hidden. Found generally on sports cars.

Guy: Hey theres a convertible! It has no roof!
Girl: Yeah maybe u should buy me one cause I like the wind flowing through my hair!

by Slicer July 11, 2005

flagged for sexual content

Often used on YouTube as a compliment. Use of this term does not mean that a video is actually flagged, but that the content of the video was so awesome that the viewer thought it was sexy.

Dude, flagged for sexual content.

by xldr July 11, 2010

concentration tongue

Much like drummer tongue, the act of unconsciously sticking the tongue part way out of the mouth while performing any task requiring concentration.

Billy must find colouring difficult: his concentration tongue is sticking out.

by Chibi Jeeb December 27, 2010

Convenient Christians

Convenient Christians are in that ever so broad group of God-worshipping hypocrit monkeys, who at any opportunity without fail break a multitude of commandments, whenever it so happens to aid their life.

These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.

I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.

This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.

John: Ummm, Jane, why did you get completely drug-fucked and then have unprotected sex with that married man?

Jane: Mrjk I d ho where blo...

John: You're wasted...
Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?

by Two Guns February 26, 2010

douche convention

The mythical place where guys go to learn how to be douche bags and share tactics of douchebaggery.

"Hey that d-bag kid Austin isn't here today."
"He's probably at a douche convention"

by Pat Owen December 9, 2008