I can’t go out tonite. I got some serious Netflix Constipation! I’m like 6 episodes behind on “Cupcake & Dino”!
by LordJefe October 29, 2018

by Sdoovan April 20, 2024

Guy 1: Sonia looks good of Facebook tonite
Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho
Sonia: Constipated duckface!
Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho
Sonia: Constipated duckface!
by djtimyd May 1, 2018

''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"
by Jazzersey September 18, 2017

Not being able to take a shit
by Fatz 105 February 28, 2024

When someone retains your money. When you are owed money but that person is holding it for no reason.
by Kip HT September 13, 2006

by Yep_it_was_alexandra October 2, 2015
