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Netflix Constipation

When you get backed up watching the shit in your Netflix list.
I can’t go out tonite. I got some serious Netflix Constipation! I’m like 6 episodes behind on “Cupcake & Dino”!
by LordJefe October 29, 2018
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Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.
by Sdoovan April 20, 2024
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constipated duckface

when you try to do the duckface for a selfie, but you have to take a dump
Guy 1: Sonia looks good of Facebook tonite

Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho

Sonia: Constipated duckface!
by djtimyd May 1, 2018
mugGet the constipated duckfacemug.

Digital Constipation

Having to wait to upload pictures on social media due to lack of internet connectivity
''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"
by Jazzersey September 18, 2017
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constipated baby

Yo I be sitting on the toilet for hours.

Oh yea, you a constipated baby
by Fatz 105 February 28, 2024
mugGet the constipated babymug.

financially constipated

When someone retains your money. When you are owed money but that person is holding it for no reason.
My boss must be financially constipated. I haven't recieved my pay cheque for a month!!
by Kip HT September 13, 2006
mugGet the financially constipatedmug.

constipated fuck

People with wide load vaginas. Who make constipated faces while having sex 😂
That girl was such a constipated fuck. Never again will I make love to her
by Yep_it_was_alexandra October 2, 2015
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