Competitive Dog Fisting

Competitive Dog Fisting, or CDF, is a term used when a group of people begin randomly competing over something meaningless, using a lot of effort. If it's all in the name of good fun, it's just Dog Fisting.

You see those idiots? Competitive Dog Fisting over a spot in a frozen yogurt line.

by Competitive Doog Fister June 15, 2017

Complete Trash

When something sucks so bad it's no point of talking about not even mentioning it.

Person1: Hey man don't buy that thing it's nothing but complete trash.
Person2: i see....

by fingercracker May 12, 2018

competitive leisure

In contrast to “leisure”, which can be idle time of ease, respite, and relaxation, competitive leisure is the use of free time to engage in an activity, typically done only to relax and relieve stress, to instead compete to achieve a goal in order to feel superior to others who may also enjoy the same leisure activity, so that the leisurely feelings of ease, respite, and relaxation are dependent on winning, besting others, and succeeding at pointing out to others one’s own superiority.

Eric and Tim rode their fat tire bikes up the mountain trail in the snow for an hour, neither one wanting to quit, letting their fun ride become a battle of competitive leisure.

by PlasticSurgeryNinja June 6, 2019

Competitive Ranked mode

Essentially an opportunity and excuse for both skilled and unskilled players to sweat their arses off trying to obtain a virtual ranking with no material value.

Player 1: Dude I was playing some Competitive Ranked mode, damn everybody is so sweaty!
Player 2: Man that's just how it is in ranked. It's basically the definition of the phrase!

by gayfaggotniggerman September 20, 2020

Completing the circuit

When you and your sexual partner eat each other’s asses simultaneously

Chad: “Kelly and I tried completing the circuit last night.”
Brad: “That’s wife material right there.”

by Shiftysham March 30, 2021

Completely random bullshit

the majority of answers on urban dictionary

Can whoever is writing the stuff on urban dictionary not make the definitions either sex or completely random bullshit please

by Hehe I cheated March 1, 2021

Achieve Completion

The act of blowing one's batter; To ejaculate

After hours of jacking it with no success, I was finally able to achieve completion when that Asian porn-star got bukkaked.

by The Ace Detective Manny Pardo March 15, 2017