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Cumfused

When a gentleman is not sure if he likes a man's cum or a woman's cum.

A person can also be cumfusing if they act strange in that, they claim they are straight but act in certain homosexual manners, Eg) weak wrists, girlish stance, and slight/ strong lisp.
As I left the co-ed orgy, I found myself wondering which sex, male or female, I liked better during the festivities of orgy. I must be cumfused.
by BoogiedownBLLLAkke April 13, 2010
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I’m confused

UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m talking to you

This life is very confusing.

I think the Polish people are confused, also

What in the world is going on these days?
by Death Menace May 27, 2022
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I’m confused

UD Jews I’m confused too

Just like the Polish people

I don’t really understand this life. Guess I am meant to live as a savage and not like a robot or something?
I’m confused. I don’t think I understand this kind of life. Western civilization is mean.

I struggle to see the point in this society? We can’t we do things how we want to?
by Death Menace August 10, 2022
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the Polish people are confused

What I mean by this is that they’ve been isolated from Western society so much. So they don’t understand Western civilization very much. So they don’t really understand what’s going on in the world today.

For example, I knew a Polish girl that was straight. But I later found out she was becoming a borderline lesbian. She told me she didn’t want to have a man. And when I told her those people she was hanging out with were just bullying her. She said “I hate you. Die.”

Couple years later I find out she has a boyfriend and a job now. Turns out some of the wrong people really were just influencing her, and she just wanted to fit in. Wasn’t a real lesbian I guess.

Polish people often migrate to Western countries like the UK only to find out it’s not what they were hoping it would be. They are confused, because they’re whole country is basically a buffer zone for the West, and they don’t realize the truth about WW2/the Jew thing. lol. They’re still buying Holocaust and Anti-Russian propaganda. So they don’t know the truth and are confused.
the Polish people are confused

UD Jews, I’m talking to you
by Death Menace September 21, 2022
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sexually confused

sexually confused - (n)
changes ones sexual preference at least once a week.

thinks it makes him cool. it doesn't.

or simply JOHN NORRIS.
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john norris was sexually confused he was bi one week, striat another. John is also a Douche.
by carole is cool August 29, 2008
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Comfused

Meaning glued to the computer screen unable to escape. Com = computer: Fused = glued.
'Im so comfused right now.'
'Arent we all!!'
by SuperKamiGoku October 29, 2011
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dazed and confused

1) a cool song by led zeppelin. idiots would normally say: "OMG THIS SONG IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!" well, i have 8 ablums full of great zeppelin songs and can eaisly name 20 without mentioning stairway.

2) an awesome movie about the last day of skool in 1976. the movie was filmed in austin texas.
dazed and confused (the movie) is awesome! go buy it now!!!!

dazed and confused (the song) is awesome! go buy zeppelin 1 now!!!!
by peacefrog June 21, 2007
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