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collins

To be slightly intoxicated while sleeping with an unattractive woman. Then to later explain that you were heavily intoxicated and didn't remember what happened.
Dude, I can't believe you slept with that chick that night, she was so fat and pissed herself on the couch.

Dude, I was so collins'ed I don't even remember.
by jason "party" collins August 10, 2007
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Collingwood

The worst AFL team. They say they are good but the really are not. Their supporters never go to the dentist and are badly dressed. They need help.
by Steven L**** May 7, 2017
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Collingwoods

Literally 'testicles' but specifically relating to a display of testicular fortitude on the sports pitch. Named after England cricketer Paul Collingwood following an epic century against South Africa.
"Jeez, he's shown a lot of guts out there today - that guy must have massive Collingwoods"
by Bladesmax February 4, 2009
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Collins'd

Grasping of another persons/animals privates while they are asleep
the young boy collins'd his kitten
by Zth The Wild thang October 15, 2006
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collingwood

dale thomas plays for collingwood so he is good
by webbman456 March 4, 2009
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Collins

A sweet, caring, gentle, good Christian man that has all the ideals a godly woman (or really any woman) wants. Ephesians 5:23-30. Someone who cherishes the one he loves with all his heart and seeks her best interests and pursues her relentlessly while maintaining an appropriate distance. A very special friend who will always be there when you need him and is always willing to do anything so long as it doesn't compromise his faith in God. <3 A true man.
"That man is a Collins at heart."
"I've finally met 'the one,' he's such a Collins!!"
by rielaqwerty February 11, 2014
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Collins

A very, very deceptively alcoholic cocktail that is can be concocted quite feasibly with cheap vodka but also works excellently with a more high-class vodka such as Absolut and Absolut Citron. Yummy.

The basis of this cocktail is lemon, and the cocktail itself is made by grabbing a big, tall glass and filling it with ice. (You've gotta have it chilled baby!) Then, you squeeze a whole load of Lemons into the bottom of the glass, adding a tonne of Vodka, Lemonade, and topping off with a Lemon Slice. So, basically, it's gonna get you destroyed because you can't even taste the Vodka in it.

What happens is that you drink one, and that's already two shots of Vodka right there, but you can't taste it, so you have a couple more, you still fell OK, so you end up having five Collins, and then when you try to leave, oh, you can't feel your legs. Oops.

Revered in many circles because, even though real men are supposed to drink Budweiser and other generic Lagers, a Collins is much more impressive as a measure of how much alcohol you can handle.
1. "What are you drinking tonight Mikey? Beer, like a real man?"
"Er...No. I think I'm on the Collins' tonight. Yeah, Lemon-fresh."
"Good GOD!!"

2.(after 5 Collins')..."Come on Toni, I've got the munchies, time to go."
"Yeah...(mumbles)... cooooo...BANG!(Falls on floor.)"

3. "What the hell are you doing with that Tesco Value Vodka?"
"Making Collins'."
"OH HELL YEAH!!"
by Aaron R. Bourn December 3, 2005
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