Mr Clean

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of one man cumming profusely into the eyebrows of another bald man, thus giving him the appearance of Mr. Clean. It is then customary for the bald man to clean both the bathroom and the kitchen.

"The way that bald guy in the wheelchair was checking you out, he's just begging for a Mr Clean"

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

clean the bathroom

another term for tossing salad.

While having sex, my girlfriend decided to clean the bathroom.

by spoogela January 16, 2010

Coleen

someone who eats avocados with milk and sugar, puts salt on their watermelon, pronounces Advertisement as Ad-ver-tis-ment, no one knows the layout of her house , is too lazy too walk 2 steps to get her switch and will never be barefoot.

COLEEN THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT

COLEEN GET UP, STOP BEING LAZY

by ilooklikeadoplhin October 11, 2020

Peanut cleaner

A person that loves peanuts to the point of eating the whole bag. A compulsive eater or compulsive person in general. A white person from the Midwest.

- get that bag of peanuts away from me, I'll clean out the whole bag. I'm a peanut cleaner.
- I'm a good old boy " peanut cleaner " I love to snack on peanuts.
- That girl is a hott peanut cleaner, if you know what I'm talking about...... Yeah your right.
- stop acting like such a compulsive peanut cleaner, and get a grip.

by Equal crack April 13, 2016

Bellback cleaner

A mean white person. A person who rips people off for money; fraudulent person. A intense or irrational dislike or fear of people from other countries or areas. Wicked, bad intentions. A racist or sexist person,bigotry.

Stop being a bellback cleaner and make peace with your neighbors.

I got ripped off by a fraudulent bell cleaner, they ran with my money and never called me back after I invested thousands with this company.

Some bell cleaner cities don't like each other because they play different sports.

Don't be such a bell cleaner and behave yourself Joey, please.

Those bell cleaner comments aren't helping. I know I'm heavy, give me a break, back off.

by Equal crack April 17, 2016

Cracked open and cleaned out

When one has sexual intercourse with a partner or partners

Chrissie cracked open and cleaned out that tute from Bay Ridge on the love sack last night.

by 1/4PotatoMonkey April 9, 2020

clean the pipes

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

by keyshaw September 11, 2004