squat cobbler

The act of putting one's buttocks into a fresh pie, and wiggling their cheeks back and forth.

Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.

Dude, don't eat that Key Lime Pie! Pryce just used it for squat cobbler!

by bigjohnston September 3, 2016

Cobbler

1) Someone who makes and repairs shoes.
2) Someone who gobbles cock

Person 1: I'm going to see the cobbler
Person 2: The shoe guy or your partner?

by H4XOR13 April 17, 2023

Squat Cobbler

When a man/woman sits on a pie and wiggles their buttox for the enjoyment of others.

Lacie really enjoys when Matt performs his signature squat cobbler. Her favorite involves a cream pie

by skater271 August 29, 2016

Peach cobbler

Waiting under your bosses desk and honking on Bobo when he sits down.

I gave George a peach cobbler this morning and he's taking me out for a beer.

by Milton Hanford July 1, 2019

squat cobbler

The act of sitting in pie while fully clothed in order to satisfy another's sexual desire.

Jimmy McGill told those sneakin pigs all about that squat cobbler Pryce.

by sabresfan30 September 3, 2016

bitch cobbler

someone is to a full extent of being totally gay that they are the esscence of faggotisicity

Kraig: Shut up man, it's just spandex
Dave: Wow! you are such a bitch cobbler! LOL

by awesomo does not compute March 28, 2009

hoboken squat cobbler

Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."

The party was going fine until Jamie gave everyone the hoboken squat cobbler.

by SwampBeast September 3, 2016