clumsy ninja

This person who is either distracted, worked up over something, is over/under-medicated, or just a clumsy idiot,
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...

{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies

While telling a good story, hand smacks a soda off the table and you catch it before in lands
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**

Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**

Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**

by Mistress Jenocide September 9, 2013

shaggers clump

patch of hair at the back of ones head that has been missed buy ones hair brush

you have been busy this morning, if the shaggers clump is anything to go buy!!

by lollabell May 23, 2008

we are the chumpy ones

we are the champions -by queen *one cannot escape hearing this stupid song at a sports arena! i HATED these guys when they came out, but have since learned to like them! -nevertheless, i still have trouble appreciating 'champions' -maybe its' the 'chorus style' singing?? -its' just a goofy fucking ditty!!...-who likes anybody peacocking and pumping themselves up??

i heard we are the chumpy ones at the baseball game and thought; yes indeed, you guys ARE the chumpy ones!!

by michael foolsley December 20, 2009

chumpy

Philadelphia slang term that became the substitution for any noun or pronoun... also used to describe a small but nonspecific amount of something. Similar to lump of sugar.

"How much cream do you want in your coffee?"

"A chumpy. Maybe two."

by Ezra October 28, 2004

clumpus

to have an extreme amount of awesomeness or kewlness.
:

blairizzle is super clumpus!!

by Kaitizzle August 2, 2008

punanni clump

the clumpy discharge from a women's vagina when on a heavy period or really awful yeast infection

My date with Sally went well. That is until we started foolin around. The punanni clump was so thick,unlike anything I had ever witnessed.

by xxAdam S.xx February 5, 2008

Trump Clump

While going for a facial during a sexual act, the intended target is missed and makes birth in the front of the hairline. The partner who has lovingly made such deposit, gently brushes the hair to the side in the fashion of Donald Trump. Leaving a messy pompadour in the front of the hair is the end result.

On Steak and BJ day I gave Cassie that Trump Clump. It was a good day.

by Hammy j2 March 31, 2017