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closing the toothpaste

1. Slang for putting a condom on.
2. Somebody who doesn't go all the way on something.
1.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.

2.

Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.
by aeather January 26, 2014
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closing den

A room or place where you take a date or hook up that is designed to create an atmosphere or mood based on your sexual preferences and desires. For example, if you are into BDSM, it could include a bed with a bed post equipped with different types of restraints, dark leather furniture, and a dresser full of toys. If you are trying to create a romantic setting, it can include a bathroom equipped with a large tub full of bath products and candles with a sensual low lit warm bedroom environment.
Dude, I met a girl at the bar last night, and I took her to the closing den. Once she walked in it was a sure thing.
by RenDun23 September 11, 2023
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park's closed

another way of saying "you're out!", "end of the conversation", "you're not welcome here", "you're too late", also can be said if a party foul occurs or generally when someone says something unnecessary
Mike: Hey can I still come to the party, I might be a little late.

Jeff: Park's closed!
by 1w2 September 10, 2009
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Hang-close

An informal salutation, often said by friends when parting. It affirms a sense of mutual reliance, closeness, and trust.
Friend A: 'Yo, homie, man not gonna see you for time, G!'

Friend B: 'Hang-close, bredrin, hang-close.'

Friend A: 'Hang-close yourself, family.'
by philipmash March 15, 2014
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closed down

Staying somewhere until closing time
They were out all night and closed down the bar.
by EAGB May 7, 2018
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Close Keys

That moment when you text fast but accidentally press the letter next to the letter that you were trying to text. So it comes out like thia. (This)
(In a text message)
Boy: Wassup giirll
Girl: I'm doing food
Boy: You could Do something else iykyk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: oops haha close keys I was trying to say good.
Boy: Ohhh ok cool nvm bout that last text.
by Jrboy_ftw April 15, 2020
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working closely

A term used by those that are usually in deep shit, or leach off of another entities reputation. This is done by piggy backing off of another entity with a good reputation, so it falsely communicates a sense of "we know what we are doing."
FDA: We issued a letter to Whole Foods saying they f*cked up and mislabeled their food and it made a lot of people with allergies sick.
AMAZON: we're working closely with the FDA to get our shit together.
by whitekarp December 23, 2020
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