by BatmanAnd May 19, 2013
1.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.
2.
Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.
2.
Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.
by aeather January 27, 2014
Friend 1 :"Jenny told Kurt she's not having sex with the lights on anymore.. says she doesn't feel confident."...
Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."
Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."
by Psychwinder January 15, 2022
An informal salutation, often said by friends when parting. It affirms a sense of mutual reliance, closeness, and trust.
Friend A: 'Yo, homie, man not gonna see you for time, G!'
Friend B: 'Hang-close, bredrin, hang-close.'
Friend A: 'Hang-close yourself, family.'
Friend B: 'Hang-close, bredrin, hang-close.'
Friend A: 'Hang-close yourself, family.'
by philipmash March 05, 2014
Staying somewhere until closing time
by EAGB February 18, 2018
That moment when you text fast but accidentally press the letter next to the letter that you were trying to text. So it comes out like thia. (This)
(In a text message)
Boy: Wassup giirll
Girl: I'm doing food
Boy: You could Do something else iykyk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: oops haha close keys I was trying to say good.
Boy: Ohhh ok cool nvm bout that last text.
Boy: Wassup giirll
Girl: I'm doing food
Boy: You could Do something else iykyk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: oops haha close keys I was trying to say good.
Boy: Ohhh ok cool nvm bout that last text.
by Jrboy_ftw April 15, 2020
another way of saying "you're out!", "end of the conversation", "you're not welcome here", "you're too late", also can be said if a party foul occurs or generally when someone says something unnecessary
by 1w2 September 10, 2009