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close quarters syndrome 

Close quarters syndrome is when you develop feelings for a co-worker that you probably would've never liked if you didn't spend so much time with them. Be careful, it's easy to snagged by a narcissist with close quarters syndrome.
I don't know what I ever saw in that guy. He was my manager. It must've been close quarters syndrome.
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close encounter of the twenty-second kind 

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind
Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?

close your eyes youll be here soon 

ichi ni san shi go fun toki doki han tou ne netai dono kono wa do deki nai oya su mi oya su mi oya su mi oyasssuuu oyasumi, oyasumi close your eyes and youll leave this dream oyasumi oyasumi I know that its hard to do
(*epic beat drop*) etc.
(*jumps off hospital*) narrator: close your eyes youll be here soon

Close to the wind 

(of a sailing vessel) pointed as near as possible to the direction from which the wind is blowing while still making headway.
The experienced sailor expertly maneuvered the sailboat, sailing close to the wind to maximize speed and efficiency.

Close-in 

near to the center of a town or city.
Close-in by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

Close out 

"Steve tried to close out the conversation"
Close out by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

Close Encounter of The 22nd Kind 

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind
“He had a close encounter of the 22nd kind

“Sounds like a pain in the ass!”