death clock

A revolutionary Web tool that tells you when you will die, leaving a nice fuzzy feeling inside your stomach.

"... I just checked how long I have to live by the death clock, I'm glad I have only three more days until I die. I was getting sick of life anyway..."

by australian222 May 03, 2007

Double Clocking

When you go to look at the time, whether it be on your mobile phone, alarm clock, iPod, Etc. And manage to do everything except check what the time is, forcing you to look at the clock again.

Justin went to check the time on his phone, but checked his messages, resulting in double clocking.

by Kevdogs August 16, 2010

alarm clock

A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.

I threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it's broken.

by Rob May 11, 2004

biological clock

Term more popular with the older generation. Refers to several things. A woman's sudden need to have a child, puberty, etc. are all supposedly controlled by a biological clock. As well as waking up and sleeping habits. Hence losing time after a long airline trip.

Oi...where's all this hair coming from?
Its your biological clock, man!

by shinji-kun June 20, 2004

clock watcher

someone at work or school who pays too much attention to the time

The kid is a total clock watcher.

by Light Joker May 06, 2007

alarm clock

When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.

I gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn't be late for work.

by throbson October 06, 2006

clocked out

To be asleep!

Where's Jim?

Oh he's in bed clocked out

by Xx25 February 03, 2014