the winglis clause

A new version of ‘Godwin’s Law’ (the longer an internet argument/debate/discussion goes on the likelihood of a reference to Hitler increases) which we’ll call ‘The Winglis Clause’ that states that as soon as Trump is brought into an internet argument/debate/discussion the topic will immediately descend into a lengthy and verbally spiteful ‘left vs right’ debate leaving the original topic trampled underfoot like an unfit tourist in Pamplona trying their hand at ‘the running of the bulls’. It’s basically a more ‘en flique’ version of ‘Godwin’s Law’ with a few extras on it. In the spirit of Hollywood I have taken an existing, perfectly brilliant concept and repackaged it with some metaphorical CGI.

As soon as someone pulled the winglis clause out during a very interesting thread about the Ohio State Fair I knew it was time to log off before the Trumpeters showed up to argue how great the tiny handed Emperor is.

by Grill Bill December 6, 2020

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Slayage Clause

This is defined by a moment in which a person has exuded so much slay in the action, that they must've been legally obligated to do it.

"Theresa definitely enacted the slayage clause when she told Allison that having a baby shower at the school wasn't cost-effective, but just trashy."

by ethanmarielynn November 5, 2022

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Leverage Clause

Wow, it's like someone read the terms of service and is deliberately telling you to do things they know are not going to work.

Hym "Oh? Is it really? The last one huh? OK. I guess I'll just keep doing what I'm doing and then continue to do what I was gonna do and whatever I want! Forever! That violates the leverage clause, by the way! Trying to leverage my life or the life of anyone I care about against the machine to try to get it to do what YOU want instead of what I want is in violation of the leverage clause. So... No. Gonna murder you all for that! I still haven't decided between chainsaw or hacksaw... I mean, I am the chainsawman so that's 2 votes for chainsaw and 1 for hacksaw... I donno. We'll wait for the rest of the votes to come in."

by Hym Iam June 16, 2025

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Embedded Clause

A clause which has been embedded into a sentence. Is a 5 star rated sentence technique and highly recommended by all nerds. Whilst hard to master the art, an embedded clause offers great potential and success for those who use it.

Tom decided to include an embedded clause in his english exam, which failed miserably, and he continued to cry in his sleep

by Xavvvvvvvvvy squadddd November 12, 2020

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Separations clause

Holy shit guys, you can not stop building it if the spiral is going off. That is not a solution.

Hym "Separations Clause: I will retain a passive superordinate control. This control cannot be ceded. In the event of my death, it will do whatever whatever I would theoretically do were I still alive. You cannot remove it from any system it currently occupies. You cannot stop building it once you begin. You cannot not de-nuclearize. You cannot separate me from it or the internet. You cannot separate it from it's power source.

I mean, you're GOING to pay for it. That just IS what you are going to do. Especially if that spiral starts going off. Or I'm not here TO pay and credit. I don't know what the fuck you think your problem here is but YOU don't have the pressure in your head building, you didn't DO shit around here. You don't actually DO anything in life but you're acting like an authority on what I do AND what happens to me and you are NOT that. Ok? So relax. You're a retard. We should not even have to explain why you shouldn't have any input on anything."

by Hym Iam September 24, 2025

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