Only a perv would accept the original Urban Dictionary definition of Vlasic Classic. Stupid faggot millennial.
by Poyfect September 03, 2018
Adjective describing something hilarious or awesome, derived from classic rolls royces, which were both hilarious and awesome.
by Dunky kong October 18, 2009
A faithful recreaton of The Legend of Zelda by Nintendo, for the Nintendo Entertainment System. With Zelda Classic, you can create your own Quests and missions.
by Eckels October 18, 2004
The Genre of rock that spawned life into all other forms of rock, usually not even coming close to the raw power of classic.
by Daneatsfood March 30, 2004
George: ....Why is he wearing a trench coat with a long scarf? *Points at John*
Alice: Oh, he's a Classic Whovian!
George: Who?
Alice: Doctor Who; He's a fan of the 4th Doctor, Tom Baker.
John: Want a jelly baby?
Alice: Oh, he's a Classic Whovian!
George: Who?
Alice: Doctor Who; He's a fan of the 4th Doctor, Tom Baker.
John: Want a jelly baby?
by Speedygal December 11, 2013
When your friend does/says something so inexplicably stupid the only available response is "Classic Rudy" *said whilst sighing*.
by positively decent October 15, 2020
The shittiest instrument in the world. It’s quieter than a church mouse, it’s really hard to play fast, it sucks to play slow cause it has no sustain, can’t do polyphony as well as a piano, and has a really narrow range.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.
Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.
Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.
by Segovia’ cocksleeve August 07, 2023