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Carson

Thuroughly kick ass name for a girl. These girls are beautiful, smart, generally wonderful people who have GLORIOUS names. These girls do NOT fail at vidoegames and/or life (and are actually quite beastly at both). They do NOT jack off sitting indian style, or hold people's balls by their foreheads.
Random guy: Wow, Carson, you're PERFECT!
Carson: I know.
by Come on. What do you think? December 29, 2008
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thinks all of these definitions are lame.


often called "car-sin" but doesn't care/notice anyways
My friends and I were urbandictionary'ing our names and having fun, until we typed in carson :(
by carson12345 February 19, 2009
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Carson City

The best fucking city in all of Nevada, also the Meth capital of the state of Nevada and possibly the U.S.
That's some quality Carson City Meth biotch!
by Paprika! August 16, 2008
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Carson: my parents lied
Crackhead: inaudible crackhead noises
Carson: damn never thought a car shoved a dick in my jeep
by Zyccoinc November 4, 2019
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Carsons have big dicks and will fuck you hard. But they also chill asf and funny asf. If you meet a carson in life, fuck them.
"O yea! Carson! Fuck me!"
by mayaaaaalovesdick September 13, 2017
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Carson

That guy over there is such a Carson, I bet he has so many niggers.
by GyroBroYT October 31, 2017
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1) Verb meaning to take a golf club and swat at someone's testicles (ala Johnny Carson)
2)The act of holding someone's balls to the forehead in order to concentrate (ala JC's Carnac the magnificent)
3)A means to get a new car advocated by Toyota.
1)I passed out on the floor of my frat house and awoke just before Weber gave me a carson. I fled through the pantry door with my morning wood intact.
2)I wouldn't say I was her fuck buddy per see. Sure, I got off, but I was starting to suspect that she needed to think, and was only waiting till I slept before she carsoned me.
3)That Toyota Prius is looking sweet. What would the total carbon output be if I were to carson my subaru?
by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
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