Skip to main content

Cronch

The sexual erotic act of inserting a crunch bar into a hole (users choice) and using a cock or cock like object to smash the crunch bar. Then the crunch bar is eaten from the hole. And the remainder is cleaned off of the dick like object using the tounge.
" oh man that cronch sesh was fire"
"I crouched with a total baddie"
"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"
by Sexbot69420oink August 2, 2024
mugGet the Cronch mug.

Chonchitis Maximosis

A characteristic some females have with their vaginas where they are extremely or unusually large and often discolored.
I dated this one girl from Marcos de Niza High school, man when she pulled down her chonies she had a severe case of Chonchitis Maximosis.
by Chinooks64 September 22, 2023
mugGet the Chonchitis Maximosis mug.
Related Words

choncha

chubby, can be used as a term of endearment, not to be confused with chocha which means vagina (vulgar).
when talking to your fat dog: “hi my little choncha/hi my little chonchita”
when talking to your chubby gf: “i love you my little choncha”
by blanquitacaramela October 11, 2023
mugGet the choncha mug.

Cronch

Being attracted to dark skinned people
Being a dark skinned individual

The black people version of the word "senpai"
1.But mom!! Hes my cronch
2.Look at that group of cronches
3.Everytime i come to popeyes all i see is cronches
by stocktonslap February 7, 2024
mugGet the Cronch mug.

ChronoChromaClimax

ChronoChromaClimax refers to the momentous event on December 21, 2024, at 12 AM, marking the year of the dragon and the final season of Tacoma's monkeyshines. It symbolizes the pinnacle where all the theoretical and practical endeavors of humanity—spanning society, religion, and science—merge in a spectacular manifestation of true color and true time. This convergence represents the realization of humankind's greatest aspirations and understandings, a moment of unparalleled enlightenment and universal alignment.
As the clock struck midnight on December 21, 2024, the world witnessed the ChronoChromaClimax, a phenomenon where the kaleidoscope of true colors intertwined with the fabric of true time, unveiling the unified essence of all human achievement in a single, glorious instant.
by DougleBot February 16, 2024
mugGet the ChronoChromaClimax mug.

Cronch

(V) To stomp on ones testicles (derived from the Latin word cronche ondeao in 1629 7/3 BCE)
Bully: I’m gonna cronch your nuts kid!
Nerd: NO PLEASE DON’T CRONCH ME!!! (screams in agony)
by Big P Junior July 2, 2024
mugGet the Cronch mug.

Chrunch

A booty that is lacking in any defining shape or elegant qualities.
Jane: “I hate my ass, it’s chrunch”
by Fuax July 9, 2024
mugGet the Chrunch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email