Stupid goody-two-shoe fuckheads who love to suck up to the government. They think that everything in life is useless and the only thing worth giving attention to is there invisible deity called "god", whom of which they have yet to prove the existance of. They also foolishly believe that the United States was founded as a christian nation, when in fact it was founded upon Agnosticism, yet the Christians stole it from the Agnostics.
I hate christians, They are the worst kind of religious people. They are fucking obnoxious assholes. A christian that lives next door to me snitched me out to the police for smoking the green a couple years back. Hey, guess what. I can do whatever the fuck I WANT, you fucking fascists. I don't care if this is your nation. I am me. So don't you tell ME how to live. I hate you stupid fucking christians. Just fuck off the Earth already and drop dead. Assholes...
by not found [Error 404] May 19, 2007
A believer in an imaginary, mythological and demonstrably foolish and insane religion which has brought more hatred, death, torture, pain, sadness and fear to the world than anything else except Islam.
Hey, look at that Christian over there, torturing someone.
My goodness, weren't most of the Nazis also Christians? I heard the commandant of Auschwitz was a 'good' Christian who attended church every Sunday.
Listen to that Christian televangelist asking the poor little old ladies who watch his show to send them their money so he can continue his lavish lifestyle and have sex with prostitutes.
My goodness, weren't most of the Nazis also Christians? I heard the commandant of Auschwitz was a 'good' Christian who attended church every Sunday.
Listen to that Christian televangelist asking the poor little old ladies who watch his show to send them their money so he can continue his lavish lifestyle and have sex with prostitutes.
by Jesus Izza Myth October 13, 2009
A massive ammount of ignorant people who follow a belif passed down from their parents for multiple generations. The common christian belif is that there is a man in the sky who controls everything on Earth. They take everything written in a 2000 year old story book as fact and live their lives by it.
by DeCeP7ioN May 18, 2005
Someone who can't answer the question "Why did God create Smallpox?", or, just rationalize it in some weird way in favour of their God.
Atheist Vs Christian debate
Christian: You're going to Hell!
Atheist: Okay that's nice but can you answer the question I've asked 9 times; Why did your God create Smallpox?
Christian: Disease is a result of Sin!
Atheist: So why would a merciful God punish millions of humans, many being babys, because some guy was convinced by a talking snake to eat a magical apple that your God put there in the first place? And that's just one of God's many creations that he made in his infinite wisdom.
Christian: Umm..Uhh... EVOLUTION IS JUST A THEORY..and..and.. YOU'RE A DIRTY COMMUNIST SOCIALIST NAZI GAY HOMO FAG FAG!
Atheist: *sigh*
Christian: You're going to Hell!
Atheist: Okay that's nice but can you answer the question I've asked 9 times; Why did your God create Smallpox?
Christian: Disease is a result of Sin!
Atheist: So why would a merciful God punish millions of humans, many being babys, because some guy was convinced by a talking snake to eat a magical apple that your God put there in the first place? And that's just one of God's many creations that he made in his infinite wisdom.
Christian: Umm..Uhh... EVOLUTION IS JUST A THEORY..and..and.. YOU'RE A DIRTY COMMUNIST SOCIALIST NAZI GAY HOMO FAG FAG!
Atheist: *sigh*
by Niak34 October 03, 2010
Perhaps the single most debated thing in the entire world, next to abortion. Involves major characters from religions across the world, such as Islam and Judaism. In all three religions, a single God stays in the middle of all conflict, with differing views depending on the religion one is looking at.
The major difference with Christianity, though, is that Christians believe that Jesus of Nazareth, a man who was born around the year 0 (while most scholars now believe the date could have been a couple of years later), was and is divine. The story behind Jesus is that God, the loving, caring, creator of the universe, saw that the world was slowly sinking into it's own evil, and sent his only son to save the people, by offering himself as a sacrifice to cleanse the sins of the people of the earth. This form of sacrifice dates back to early Jewish practices, except that instead of an innocent human, animals were sacrificed to please God and beg for forgiveness.
There is no doubt that Jesus Christ did exist, as three major world religions do make references about him, only in differing ways. The Jews think he was a prophet, not the Messiah (perhaps because his teaching went against many of the things that Jews originally thought), the Muslims think he was a prophet, but that he had little significance besides the fact that he was a wise man, and the Christians think he was divine.
Personal Opinion: For all of you athiests out there, I understand that believing in an all powerful, universe controlling Mega-God may be hard, but look around. Do you honestly think that everything, from the sky, to the earth, to yourself, just happened? It is almost foolish to say that everything just "happened", because there is so much proof against it.
Think of it this way: The Jews are foretold to be God's chosen people. They are, in a sense, protected by God, though it may not seem to always be that way. Want an example? In Jewish history, past and present, Jews have fought in wars after wars, been persecuted, killed, tortured, and nearly wiped out, yet they are still a powerful world religion, mainly in the middle east. Do you see anybody around now who worships Baal, the fertility god? Or Ra, the god of the sun? The answer is no. Those religions died off after a short time, because they had nothing backing them up. In Judaism, Islam, and Christianity, all three worship the same God, just in different ways, with different beliefs.
Now, to the point of Jesus the Christ. Scholars know, without a doubt, that Jesus was an actual man, that he did live, around the year 0.
People think Christians and Jews are so different, when in fact, they really aren't. Christians are just Jews who have realized their Messiah, while Jews think he still is to come.
My own personal belief? God does have a son. His name was Jesus of Nazareth, son of Joseph the Carpenter and Mary. I do believe that he was born of a virgin, and for those who stop there when thinking about it, remember, this is God who we're talking about. If he wants Jesus to be born of a virgin, so be it. If he wants Him to be born from a man... so be it as well, but I really don't think he would do that.
I also believe that Jesus died at the hand of Pontius Pilate, the Roman governor, and after three days, He rose again, as was foretold in Jewish prophecy.
And now, for my final statement to defend my case, think of Christianity in one last way. In the words of C.S. Lewis, let's say that you athiests are right. We die, thats it, nothing more. Everybody loses. But let's say I'm right. You still lose, but I get eternity in Heaven with the God of the universe and his only begotten son.
Let's just say I'm pretty sure of myself.
The major difference with Christianity, though, is that Christians believe that Jesus of Nazareth, a man who was born around the year 0 (while most scholars now believe the date could have been a couple of years later), was and is divine. The story behind Jesus is that God, the loving, caring, creator of the universe, saw that the world was slowly sinking into it's own evil, and sent his only son to save the people, by offering himself as a sacrifice to cleanse the sins of the people of the earth. This form of sacrifice dates back to early Jewish practices, except that instead of an innocent human, animals were sacrificed to please God and beg for forgiveness.
There is no doubt that Jesus Christ did exist, as three major world religions do make references about him, only in differing ways. The Jews think he was a prophet, not the Messiah (perhaps because his teaching went against many of the things that Jews originally thought), the Muslims think he was a prophet, but that he had little significance besides the fact that he was a wise man, and the Christians think he was divine.
Personal Opinion: For all of you athiests out there, I understand that believing in an all powerful, universe controlling Mega-God may be hard, but look around. Do you honestly think that everything, from the sky, to the earth, to yourself, just happened? It is almost foolish to say that everything just "happened", because there is so much proof against it.
Think of it this way: The Jews are foretold to be God's chosen people. They are, in a sense, protected by God, though it may not seem to always be that way. Want an example? In Jewish history, past and present, Jews have fought in wars after wars, been persecuted, killed, tortured, and nearly wiped out, yet they are still a powerful world religion, mainly in the middle east. Do you see anybody around now who worships Baal, the fertility god? Or Ra, the god of the sun? The answer is no. Those religions died off after a short time, because they had nothing backing them up. In Judaism, Islam, and Christianity, all three worship the same God, just in different ways, with different beliefs.
Now, to the point of Jesus the Christ. Scholars know, without a doubt, that Jesus was an actual man, that he did live, around the year 0.
People think Christians and Jews are so different, when in fact, they really aren't. Christians are just Jews who have realized their Messiah, while Jews think he still is to come.
My own personal belief? God does have a son. His name was Jesus of Nazareth, son of Joseph the Carpenter and Mary. I do believe that he was born of a virgin, and for those who stop there when thinking about it, remember, this is God who we're talking about. If he wants Jesus to be born of a virgin, so be it. If he wants Him to be born from a man... so be it as well, but I really don't think he would do that.
I also believe that Jesus died at the hand of Pontius Pilate, the Roman governor, and after three days, He rose again, as was foretold in Jewish prophecy.
And now, for my final statement to defend my case, think of Christianity in one last way. In the words of C.S. Lewis, let's say that you athiests are right. We die, thats it, nothing more. Everybody loses. But let's say I'm right. You still lose, but I get eternity in Heaven with the God of the universe and his only begotten son.
Let's just say I'm pretty sure of myself.
Christianity has been twisted, molted, and perverted in every possible way, by people who aren't willing to admit that their lives are not perfect. Those who do realize this and repent are assured life eternal. Those who realize it but do nothing will end up spending eternity in the lake of fire.
by Children of the King June 13, 2006
by Man_whore_OMG October 05, 2006
Scums of the Earth that is the cause of most major artificial world problems. Consists of usually criminals, cowards, dumbasses, and rapists who wants to go to "Heaven" after being a dick all their life. Most intolerable cult that attacks, kills, and insults people who do not believe in their god. The reason why discrimination is so rampant. They attempt to create theocracies all over the world and crush all those who do not conform with their pathetic ideals.
Crusades, witch hunts, and Catholic and Protestant conflicts are some examples of how intolerant and apathetic Christians are.
by notAmerican August 04, 2005