Crackhead powers

Superhuman powers that emerge within someone who exhibits enough crackhead energy to master them. The kinda superhuman powers that allow someone to get right back up as if nothing happened after falling on top of a car.

Person: *watching someone performing acrobats off the ledge of a highway*
“Damn must be those crackhead powers”

by abg069 February 8, 2022

Crackhead Mary

a backstabbing boyfriend stealer, who occasionally looks “out of it”

Yeah Joe was a pretty cool guy but he’s with Crackhead Mary.

We used to be friends, but now she’s a crackhead mary.

by hailerlay77 June 6, 2022

crackhead lick

When you lick your fingers and/or another surface after consuming drugs, in attempts to get higher

Ex. Licking drug residue from the inside of a baggy or credit card

*Jay splits a perc with his friend and then licks the fingers he was holding the perc in*

“Dude did you really just do a crackhead lick?”

by Heathersuesyou February 26, 2023

National Crackhead Day

This day, October 26, is a day to support all your crackhead friends and shower them with gag gifts. Join in on their crackhead energy. Most people born on this day are considered crackhead.

Olivia : It's National Crackhead Day
Maddie : It's your time to shine
Olivia : Let's be crackheads together

by Crackh34d October 26, 2019

Functioning crackhead

A crack head that does drugs and can still go to work, do school work, etc.

My uncle a functioning crackhead because he does crack and going to work.

by Breyy March 30, 2021

chickhead

a female that is an absolute dickhead or acting badly towards guys in general.

John " ah you know that michelle is a real chickhead man..."
Gary "yeah word to her mother.."

by RandomBastard September 10, 2007

Crackhead Sundays

The occasional gathering of friends on the day of the sabbath to allow consumption of copius amounts of controlled substances and spend quality time hanging out.

Lyz dropped in early to Joey and Ginas and soon realized she was once again part of the great gathering we like to call Crackhead Sundays.

by Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne March 2, 2009