Cheez

absolutely awful, bunk, dogshit

Yo that shorties pussy was fuckin cheez, shit was dry as dog bones.

by Thatmfbutta January 24, 2022

Cheez

Use to express excitement or to hype someone up

Person 1: Are you going out with Lauren?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Cheez!!! Man like

by Yagirl1405 May 19, 2019

Cheez-Itologist

A cheez-itologist is someone who really loves cheez-its and knows a lot about them.

"That person over there is fully decked out in Cheez-It merch, they must be a Cheez-Itologist!"

by The_DarkBean August 8, 2022

Cheez them

When you cum on someone blood, making a cheez it color

Andrew did the old cheez them on Ava

by Ava eats cock March 1, 2019

Cheez

A sarcastic comment added to the end of a dialogue.

Boy1: dude I think I can get 100 in physics
Boy2: CHEEZ maaaan

by That’sthecheez March 23, 2019

cheezing

Absolutely demolishing something/someone so hard that they obtain cheese-like characteristics. The worst case being that it actually turns into a cheese.

Me: Guys, the math test was so easy! I literally was cheezing it so hard.
Lizzo: Wow you really demolished it, it almost looks good enough to eat!
My math teacher: What the flip?! You hecking cheezed the test so hard that I accidentally turned it into a grilled cheese!
Me: What can I say, I'm just sigma like that...

by mehisasmolpotatoX3 December 2, 2023

True Cheez

🧀🧀🧀 True Cheez is a special type of cheez that hypercharges your instincts. There are many types of instincts that get hypercharged: Ultimate cheez yellow stunning aura instinct, Flight instinct, Singing cringy songs and splattering the enemy instinct, Flood the world with fatness instinct, Eat the sun and let the earth freeze instinct, Slap your sibling instinct, and much, much, more. These are just to name a few instincts that are awakened upon consuming True Cheez. ⚠️ DO NOT CONSUME FAKE CHEESE ⚠️ 🧀🧀🧀

NO WAY

THE TRUE CHEEZ IS REAL

I HAVE TO– I MUST– EAT IT!!!!

by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 8, 2024