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crusty cheeseburger 

1. A woman who doesn't bathe or clean her pussy.

2. The white residue left on the inside of a girl's pants when she doesn't wear underwear.

3. A mixture of dried urine and vaginal secretions left on a girl's underwear or pants.
1. Dude, that blonde, grungy singer in The Crow looks like a crusty cheeseburger.

2. My girlfriend keep wearing the same pants over and over again, now they have a crusty cheeseburger in them.
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Have a cheeseburger 

Means just chill out , calm down .

Could also be like a I don't care attitude
Example 1:
John: Dude you forgot my shoes !!!?!

Cameron: My bad dude ill bring them tomorrow , have a cheeseburger ...

Example 2 :
John: I won all the science fairs so far !

Cameron: Have a cheeseburger ..

Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger 

A burger from Jack-in-the-box which contains a constipatingly large amount of cheese, 2 meat patties and of course, bacon, mayo, mustard and ketchup. No tomato or lettuce to speak of. This burger is most commonly consumed by the HOMOSAPIEN BAKEDUS, a nocturnally-feeding animal. Consumption almost always ends up with regret the following day.
Damn dude. Charlie ate that entire Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger. He's gonna shit himself in his sleep.

Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger 

The size rankings in between Gimme That Cheeseburger (aka fat bitch), Gimme That Double Cheeseburger (really fat bitch), and Gimme That Triple Cheeseburger (obese fat bitch.
Use of Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger

Guy #1: Man that chick was Gimme That Cheeseburger.
Guy #2: Nah, she was more like gimme that Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger. Not small enough to be Gimme That Cheeseburger but not big enough to be Gimme That Double Cheeseburger.

big cheeseburger

Katy got jizzed on her shirt by the big cheeseburger from Jack in the Cack.
big cheeseburger by Alex June 18, 2006

sexy cheeseburger 

A delicious cheeseburger that is so visually stimulating that it causes violent sodomy with your neighbor.
John found himself mesmerized by a sexy cheeseburger, and exclaimed to his neighbor: "Holy shit! Look at this sexy cheeseburger! Bend over bitch!"
sexy cheeseburger by Kylinseekia October 4, 2009

Oklahoma Cheeseburger 

An Oklahoma Cheeseburger is when a man sticks his dick in a girls shit-filled ass then puts his favorite cheese and bread on his dick and the girl begins to eat at it. Can also add "mayonnaise".
Glenn: Dude, I was fucking my girlfriend last night and decided to give her my home made Oklahoma Cheeseburger with Extra mayonnaise
Jimmy:....... you are fucking disgusting.