Cheese Basket

A dirty, hairy whore's crotch. Slightly sweaty, very moist and a stank you can smell through clothes. Especially thin stretch pants. Has the external appearance of curdled yogurt.

Watch that crack whore braaaahhh. She'll fuck for a fix. But she's got the worst cheese basket. I know. I needed a spoon for that Yoplait she had culturing down there.

by Eaton Holgoode March 16, 2017

From Unda Cheese

A testicular flocking of curdled cheese and organic matter that lies dormant from unda a clammy man’s ball sack

As soon as Frankie hopped inside Moe’s Jeep Cherokee, the scent of man really kicked in as I identified his signature essence from unda cheese through his gum shorts..oooh weee

by Roobeer September 28, 2020

ass cheese

A foul smelling whitish/tanish and pliable substance that manifests inside the human ass-crack...most commonly triggered by profuse butt-hole sweating and/or a soiled ass-crack area.

Ass cheese is a double-edge sword and uses its survival mechanisms to fend off removal:

1) It causes intense itching, however when you scratch that area, the ass cheese gets wedged underneath your fingernails, causing your hands to smell like a dirty asshole (which eventually envelopes your whole body, making you a smell like a walking dingle-berry). Because of this, people tend to abstain from itching the ass cheese and just letting it be.

2) Latches onto asshole hairs, escaping the reach of toilet paper and fingers (also, see doody hairs).

On a scorching hot summer afternoon, Red McDougall fucked a fugly whore on his couch in the missionary position. After a few minutes he turned her over to fuck her doggy style...he went to insert his penis when he caught the most foul whiff he had ever smelled in his life....he gagged and almost puked on her ass. He soldiered on and slowly moved his hand towards her butt cheeks so he could separate her gargantuan roast beef curtains....that's when he saw her entire ass crack and under pussy area infiltrated with cakey globs of white/tan ass cheese!!!

The pungent odor consumed him and he passed out on the spot...

When he woke up the next day, he had a dirty sanchez - ASS CHEESE STYLE! He vomited over and over until he passed out again.

by MYSTICBLU July 18, 2012

Cheese Cloth

The dirty gusset of one's underwear. May be soiled from sweat, urine, feces or other secretions. Generally is accompanied by a pungent, odiferous cheese like smell.

Frank grabbed a pair of his girlfriend's worn panties. He was hoping to inhale the perfume of her fragrant petals but instead ingested the rancid smell of her Cheese Cloth.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

night cheese

The tradition of eating cheese late at night, first made popular by Tina Fey's character Liz Lemon on the TV show "30 Rock". Also known as "working on the night cheese".

"I was working on the night cheese pretty hard last night."

"Workin' on the night cheeeese!" - Tina Fey

by antidev July 27, 2009

cheersex

When a cheerleader makes eye contact with, and essentially cheers to, one member of the audience, most commonly male, to the exclusion of all others.

"You were totally having cheersex with him!" spoken to Kirsten Dunst in Bring it On, after she has made eye contact with Cliff throughout an entire routine.

by Tricia B November 20, 2006

Chuck E. Cheese

The kid version of Las Vegas

Johnny is 7 and he gambled at Chuck E. Cheese

by Kidswillbekids April 19, 2019