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charity sigh

Charity sigh--a sigh done in a public place, done by an individual who has an audience. Usually the sigher is working on a frustrating task such as homework, or on a slow moving computer.
Ted is pretty easy to spot in the library. He often lets out a charity sigh to let everyone know of his "woe is me" problem.
by Boggler March 10, 2004
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Charmin Vampire

A person (ass) who drains the toilet paper supply in one sitting and doesn't replace it so that the next person is left to hunt for scraps.
I was just sitting on the toilet yelling for help because of that Charmin Vampire.
by AL-MominTraining July 8, 2011
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charmin

An untrustworthy person, someone who lies or bullshits alot. Also defined as a slacker or someone weak; soft like toilet paper charm pronounced "sharm" is the abbreviated word. charmed "sharmed" To get played by someone
Yo stop charmin. I ain't got time for no charmin right now. Why you trying to charm me, huh? Yo he be charmin for no reason. "Yo man she straight charmin you, why you paying for her shit anyway?" Damn, you got charmed like that!?
by Mighty Mike October 3, 2007
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Charitard

Noun. A "charitard" is a kid who is so obsessed with Pokemon and DragonBall Z and other shitty japanese cartoons that he is retarded.
Dude, Ray is such a charitard. I swear, the kid just watches too much Pokemon, his brain has gone to wack.
by Zak December 25, 2003
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charitirize

I like to get to know people before I go and charitirize my phone number.
by Britters77 December 28, 2009
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charity jam

fucking someone else that is below your standards in order to do them a favor or lift their spirits.
dude i had a charity jam last night with the fat HR chick.
by coug09 June 17, 2011
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charminimum

Charminimum – the point at which you're down to the last roll of toilet paper. In my house, that's Charmin brand.
Hon, I asked you to get more PT! Got half a roll left. I hate being at charminimum!
by Junk Drawer Kathy December 24, 2011
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