A gala impromptu "whoopin' it up" shindig dat your buddies throw for you as a congratulation for successfully resisting da "ultimate temptation" during a fun time wif a pretty gal.
Other guys can KEEP their "celibrations" --- I love "doing it" wif an attractive chick, and it feels wonderful, both during da act and afterwards. So why should I give up this devine pleasure just to be eligible for a huge rowdy congratulatory carousal afterwards?? And besides, I can still have just as fun/satisfying a hoot-'n'-holler afterwards in da "you scored with a hot chick!" context, and it would be likely attended by just as many (if not even more!) of my buddies, so I fail to see da true difference or appeal of anything else.
by QuacksO June 29, 2021
Get the celibration mug.If a female is saying her man won't get any sex unless he has proof of a vaccine, it might seem like the worst thing that could happen at the time, in the way that getting off drugs seems like the worst thing that could happen to an addict when the addict first starts. You might be happier than you've been in a long time if you stick with it though.
Being celibate isn't the punishment it seems to be at first for a guy that is used to having sex on a regular basis, any more than getting sober is the punishment it might seem to be at first for an addict.
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
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There are things worse than a life without sex, drugs, vaccines, or masks, even if those things seem popular to a crowd. Not everybody gets much time to be celibate in life, so a guy that has the option to get celibate and stand or get laid and fall in line for a vaccine knows it isn't a choice to panic over.
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
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The denialist protextors celibrute their anti-mandates, anti-vaccination, anti-lifesaving-measures f*ckwittery in all their divershatty*.
by PartisanZ July 22, 2022
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Let me just get calibrated here.
by TheCalibrator October 12, 2025
Get the Calibrated mug.A celibate partnership is a romantic relationship lacking sexual activity. It is typically used to describe a same-sex couple who live out a traditional Christian ethos.
Every celibate partnership differs in terms of sleeping arrangements and showing affection, but the common thread is that sex is avoided.
Every celibate partnership differs in terms of sleeping arrangements and showing affection, but the common thread is that sex is avoided.
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