Catholic twins 

siblings born within 12 months of each other

Most likely, those two are catholic twins.

Catholic twins by The Return of Light Joker November 17, 2011

Catholic Schoolgirl

Not all they're cracked up to be.

Catholic schoolgirls really aren't that hot.

Catholic Schoolgirl by ... February 5, 2004

Catholic Kiss 

When your priest gives you a big kiss on the lips after you gave him oral pleasure. Most often given to alter boys or boys in general. You don't catholic kiss and tell.

Did you hear the Mike was given a catholic kiss?
He does like to swallow doesn't he

Catholic Kiss by Devon McIntyer February 21, 2011

Catholic Mass 

You're in the bathroom, you're puking and have diarrhea at the same time, so you don't know whether to sit or kneel.

I was at Catholic Mass all night from that pork lo mein.

Catholic Mass by Sikuvitall July 24, 2011

catholic blowjob 

Where your dick is in her mouth, but you're still completely wearing your boxers. It's not sex if it's not skin to skin. #hailmary

You ever had a catholic blowjob? I could feel her mouth, but not, because of the cloth from my boxers covering my dick. Weird.

catholic blowjob by Pharisee1101 July 1, 2018

catholic school 

to spew into a sack of hammers

i had catholic school last week and it was great

catholic school by dave g April 8, 2003

catholic church 

see cult; a church for the Catholic religion, tries to cover up that Jesus had a kid, and that they would kill if that ever got out,

The Catholic church is now and always was a fag house. see priest;

catholic church by clifton March 17, 2005