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Tucker Carlson

Guy with the world's creepiest sex face
You know Fucks News is on because Tucker Carlson is jerking it under his desk again as some angry people talk about liberals.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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Six Joker's Cards

The Six Joker's Cards are as follows: Carnival of Carnage, the Ringmaster, Riddlebox, the Great Milenko, the Amazing Jeckel Brothers and the Wraith. ICP named their six albums after each of the Joker's Cards and on each album is (at least) one song that explains what exactly the card means.

ICP claims to have been visited by the spirit of the Dark Carnival, who showed them six revelations in the form of the Joker's Cards. ICP then made it their mission to spread the word, and tell everyone to change their evil ways before it's too late, thus naming their six albums after each Joker's Card and putting a specific revelation into each. The first Joker's Card, Carnival of Carnage, was released in 1991; their final revelation, the Wraith, was released in 2004.
I understand the Six Joker's Cards now, and I have to change my ways before the Dark Carnival claims my soul.
by loTuS_kiLLA August 27, 2006
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holding the cards

Being in a public restroom, needing to poop, but afraid you will make a very loud sound if you let go. You try to wait till everyone else leaves.
I tried holding the cards till my boss left
by Johnny A April 21, 2003
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gently caress

What the gently caress is wrong with you?
by qxan December 9, 2008
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Not In The Cards

When something is truly lacking potential of occurring. It cannot be done because it simply is not in the cards.
Pistol: "hey lets go spend money on some scratch offs"

Torque: "nah, that simply is not in the cards"

Pistol: "well maybe we should invite the Yak and Ratchy Rachel over?"

Torque: "that is not in the cards young sir."
by PistolPeteySieges January 1, 2014
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caress

To touch or stroke in an affectionate or loving manner
When a boyfriend rubs his girlfriend's back
by Nizer May 27, 2005
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Who fucking cares?

A simple way of oen person expressing to another they are not interested in them - or their situation.
Who fucking cares if you got screwed by the car dealership - you're stupid for shopping there!
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