1.The Greatest Country on Earth!
2.We have a Tim Horton's store in almost every street corner.
3.Our Prime Minister knows how to handle a country.
4.We are the second largest country in the world.
5.We don't like Bush!
6.We don't make fun of Asians.
7.We have freedom of speech.
8.We can call our leaders assholes and they won't care.
9.We don't deport people! (AMERICA!!)
10.Our beer tastes like beer!
11.We like our poloce officers!
and of Course
12.We have our own 12 days of Christmas!
GO CANADA!
2.We have a Tim Horton's store in almost every street corner.
3.Our Prime Minister knows how to handle a country.
4.We are the second largest country in the world.
5.We don't like Bush!
6.We don't make fun of Asians.
7.We have freedom of speech.
8.We can call our leaders assholes and they won't care.
9.We don't deport people! (AMERICA!!)
10.Our beer tastes like beer!
11.We like our poloce officers!
and of Course
12.We have our own 12 days of Christmas!
GO CANADA!
Canada kicks ass eh?
by R.L January 9, 2006
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Doug Hightower is a dolt who needs to stop sticking his head in his arse. He obviously is EXTREMELY mislead about Canada. If we are so censored then why are we more liberal than Americans (with our gay marriages and what not)? Why do our TV shows portray issues like teen pregnancy and abortion while American networks ban those types of episodes (think Degrassi)? And maybe he doesn’t know this but in here we DO have such things as satellite TV, thus allowing us to watch shows (including all types of news broadcasts) from all over the world. So whatever we can’t get from cable (90 percent of which is American anyway) we can get from that. And our technology is just the same as yours. WOW EH?! And yes many (but not all of them) Jack Chick comics aren’t allowed here but that is because they spread hate propaganda, which no country should have anyway. Cry free speech all you want, but there ARE laws against certain types of speech here AND in your own country, so actually there is no such thing as free speech if you think about it.
Oh and Canadians (but not all. Remember many of us love you guys) don't bash Americans because we don't know better. They bash them because so many Americans (not including the good ones) don't know better.
Oh and Canadians (but not all. Remember many of us love you guys) don't bash Americans because we don't know better. They bash them because so many Americans (not including the good ones) don't know better.
by Euterpe143 December 31, 2005
Get the Canada mug.okay, so canada is a sweet country we have winter,spring,summer AND fall. and it gets wicked mad cold in the winter, and pretty damn hot in the summer. we live in nice houses, THAT ARE NOT MADE OF ICE/SNOW. we can drink at the age of 19. which is better than america becuase they have to wait till their 21 and thats pretty freaking old. we have beer, good beer molson canadian beer. and we play hockey,infact i bet we could kick your ass in hockey... bitches:), and were nice people. we dont say aboot, its ABOUT. and we do say EH? its more polite than what? and so basically. CANADA IS THE PIMPEDY PIMP PIMP PIMPEST COUNTRY. home of the pimps
last week i went to canada and i got beat with a hockey stick and left out in the snow, becuase i didnt bow down to their pimp hand. but they gave me a molson canadian so it was all good eh?
by whitey mcwhite canadian May 17, 2006
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Woooo! Canada!
by Kyron6 July 28, 2011
Get the Canada mug.A boring inconsequential country filled with whiny people very interested in ensuring that no one has any fun, except themselves. This does not make sense but neither does Canada. The country was founded by tough, adventeurous people but recently pussies, faggots and whining bitches have taken over.
A coup is presently underway by immigrants from China, Vietnam, Phiilipines, Somalia and Jamaica among others who are seeking to overthrow and expel all real (white) canadians. Because most real canadians have shifted to the "punk bitch pussy" camp they are easily overwhelmed by any accusation of "racist" and bend over backwards succeeding in putting their heads up their own asses to accomodate the preceived needs and/or human rights violations of a "new canadian" who recieves citizenship and a passport as well as access to free healthcare, education, safe communities etc. in only three years without having to learn English or French or any of the customs or history of the once great nation.
Pussified punk bitch Canadians celebrate this process and call it "multi-culturalism" and celebrate by farting at each other and telling themselves they smell just like roses.
Meanwhile the "new canadian" laughs all the way to the bank as he sponsors 75 family members into the country now that hes a citizen and each one of the elderly will recieve 500,000$ in healthcare and every last one of them signs up for welfare and gets a job in one of the ethnic ghettoes that pays under the table and pays no tax.
Every immigrant tries their hardest to cheat the government of paying taxes and laughs at what abunch of pussy faggts most Canadians are as they slowy take over the country.
A coup is presently underway by immigrants from China, Vietnam, Phiilipines, Somalia and Jamaica among others who are seeking to overthrow and expel all real (white) canadians. Because most real canadians have shifted to the "punk bitch pussy" camp they are easily overwhelmed by any accusation of "racist" and bend over backwards succeeding in putting their heads up their own asses to accomodate the preceived needs and/or human rights violations of a "new canadian" who recieves citizenship and a passport as well as access to free healthcare, education, safe communities etc. in only three years without having to learn English or French or any of the customs or history of the once great nation.
Pussified punk bitch Canadians celebrate this process and call it "multi-culturalism" and celebrate by farting at each other and telling themselves they smell just like roses.
Meanwhile the "new canadian" laughs all the way to the bank as he sponsors 75 family members into the country now that hes a citizen and each one of the elderly will recieve 500,000$ in healthcare and every last one of them signs up for welfare and gets a job in one of the ethnic ghettoes that pays under the table and pays no tax.
Every immigrant tries their hardest to cheat the government of paying taxes and laughs at what abunch of pussy faggts most Canadians are as they slowy take over the country.
Canada conversation
Real Canadian whose family built the country and left dozens of dead on battlefields around the world:
"Wow, that shopping mall doesnt have one sign in English, and when i asked the attendant where the bathroom was they couldnt even speak english, thats fucked up?"
Pussified faggot punk bitch "Canadian": "Oh....youre such a racist!"
"New" Canadian ( in some gibberish other than english or french because they never bother to learn it): "Fucking losers.. we will own your huge country and all its mineral wealth and you will be deported, ha ha"
Real Canadian whose family built the country and left dozens of dead on battlefields around the world:
"Wow, that shopping mall doesnt have one sign in English, and when i asked the attendant where the bathroom was they couldnt even speak english, thats fucked up?"
Pussified faggot punk bitch "Canadian": "Oh....youre such a racist!"
"New" Canadian ( in some gibberish other than english or french because they never bother to learn it): "Fucking losers.. we will own your huge country and all its mineral wealth and you will be deported, ha ha"
by One tough s'um bitch September 4, 2009
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To clear a few things up, we...
have police officers, not mounties.
have cars, not dogsleds.
don't have freeze your balls off temperatures all year round.
say "eh" as much as any other English-speaking country.
live in houses, not igloos.
say "about", not "aboot".
are as pissed at our government as the Americans, although we have good reason to be.
DON'T hate Americans.
have police officers, not mounties.
have cars, not dogsleds.
don't have freeze your balls off temperatures all year round.
say "eh" as much as any other English-speaking country.
live in houses, not igloos.
say "about", not "aboot".
are as pissed at our government as the Americans, although we have good reason to be.
DON'T hate Americans.
by Quartux (Tyler) September 14, 2005
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by merkel123 December 28, 2005
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