Cottage Cheese

A fat, ugly, and old white guy who can't stop downing the big macs and weighs a hundred pounds, which makes his skin look all saggy. So it looks like cottage cheese.

Example 1:

Guy one: Ew look at that fat guy downing big macs!
Guy two: He's got some major cottage cheese.

Example two

Guy one: OMG! that fat ugly white guy in the speedo has some major cottage cheese!

Guy one: That fat ugly

by shea1bear January 24, 2009

cottage cheese

money made at a drug farm. Cuz the drugs are planted outside, they sell em, the money goes to the little cottage thats at the drug farm, then they buy a lotta shit with it.

I got hella cottage cheese. I been selling coke.

by bojzzle September 25, 2004

Cottage Creamer

A girl who is so fat, she cums cottage cheese!

I got totally beasted on last night. She was a real cottage creamer.

by gooh!!! December 25, 2007

Cottage

A fine modern gentleman.

Hey look theres Cottage! Isn't he dashing?!

by Cottage8167765432 January 13, 2011

Cottage

3 handles a week,smoke everyday, and home to the goofiest fuck around, flounder.

jameson irish whiskey

by gray February 23, 2003

cottage

a dump that kids get fucked up in and get laid all the time by hot bitchs. Blunts booze n broads are always found in the shithole.

burnham i am gonna fuck you up bitch n then tap that girl doggy style.

by boodha February 25, 2003

Cottage

A) Flounder
B) Grayhee

by Dick Handler February 23, 2003