Wine Crotch

The inevitable consequence of attempting to both operate a motor vehicle and control for possible Chardonnay spillage.

Awwwww, shit. I got me a Wine Crotch on that last sharp corner...stop at the next State Store. I need a re-fill...

by YAWA July 22, 2020

crotch-vision

An affliction or blessing that causes a person to constantly stare at crotches.

"Girl, crotch-vision has struck again! Look at Wang Chung in that polyester jumpsuit over there! It's like a bad car accident. My eyes can't look away from his dirty souf."

by Miss Marie April 24, 2006

Bucket Crotch

It's a very loose or large vagina, usually as a result of overuse or multiple births

That girl I'm dating would be great if not for her bucket crotch

by LemonySnickets December 6, 2018

crotch banger

A wedgie in your crotch.

These tight Jean shorts are giving me a crotch banger!

by KennyCee June 14, 2018

crotch jello

The coolest anything can get. Something so cool, amazing and invigorating it makes you close your eyes, tilt your head back and smile. Almost as if you were to dip your crotch into a giant bowl of jello on a scorching hot day.

"This girl is so dope," Grant exclaimed, "she paid for lunch and suggested we head back to her place to watch the game. She's like 'crotch jello' cool."

"Is the new Beastie Boys album cool?" I asked.
"Crotch Jello," she replied.

by meatlocker May 6, 2011

crotch tent

Boner, Erect Penis, Hard On.

This stripper was so freakin hot I pitched a crotch tent.

by t0sh1r0 December 24, 2009

Jock Crotch

An even that occurs when sitting next to a jock with extremely long legs, he feels he needs to spread his knees as far apart as physically possible, while his ankles remain touching, giving everyone facing him full view of his crotch.

Dude, You suck at track. There's no need for the jock crotch here.

by Balisonger November 30, 2009