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Mud Mohawk

The act of not wiping your ass letting the shit stains go on your white underwear then placing them on your head.
When in need of a bald cap the man took his whites and placed them on his head not knowing of the mud mohawk he had.
by George Schwanz March 23, 2011
mugGet the Mud Mohawkmug.

mud nudging

Mud nudging sounds amazing! Very much up the alley I need at the moment!
by Galact_senior June 15, 2023
mugGet the mud nudgingmug.

bar mud

The black sticky material that covers your feet and possibly areas of your leg after a long night of bar hopping. The nature and makeup of this material is still somewhat uncertain.
Seth: Omg what the hell is all this black shit on my feet
Me:Dude, you fell in the bar mud.
Seth: Dammit, I knew I shuoldn't have worn flip flops
by Tmoneysizzle January 8, 2008
mugGet the bar mudmug.

piece of mud

An unbearable personality trait, that is revolting to the human population. One who is a "piece of mud" is incredibly boring, stupid, self centered, and any other bad personality trait combined into one. Basically an over all asshole.

Once a "piece of mud", you can never go back. Pieces of mud lack intelligence and the ability to preform well with others. They suck.

There is only one "piece of mud" list in this entire world, if you are on the piece of mud list, I feel sorry for you.
Those who are e n g r a v e d on the "piece of mud" list are at the point of no return, once engraved, forget about it, your life basically amounts to nothing and you're fucked.

One does not simply just become a "piece of mud", one is BORN a "piece of mud".

abv- "POM"
Girl: He ignored my texts and calls! He's such a piece of mud!

also see serious piece of mud

(MK)
by youwillneverknoww July 19, 2012
mugGet the piece of mudmug.

mud biscuit

A slang terminology to describe a person as a "piece of shit", in a serious or jovial manner
mugGet the mud biscuitmug.

Mud Bagging

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the nutbag, hence covering the sack in poo

similar to mud flaps (feminine)
friend: hey joe, whats that smell?

mudbagger: sorry buddy, i just did some heavy mud bagging.
by Dick Champ May 22, 2011
mugGet the Mud Baggingmug.

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