Burrito Day

Burrito Day (n) – A day in which all men consume burrito’s in order to gain supreme and often super human strength and intelligence. Once dismissed as a myth, a small cluster of men were found to still perform the ancient act of burrito day in Sydney, their feats are often covered in documentaries by film makers brave enough to step into their territory

I do not want to eat breakfast because it is Burrito Day.

by Burritoman23 August 25, 2011

Burrito tears

When banging a chick so hard in the the butt she cries.

Guy- "dude, ima give this bitch burrito tears!"

by SuSpence June 23, 2014

strawberry burrito

relating to strawberry taco; the result of blood on a guys dick after he's had sex with a chic on the rag.

dude, i was hittin it last night, and the chic totally gave me a strawberry burrito.

by sex_goddess June 11, 2008

smothered burrito

When a person is rolled tight in a blanket with their arms at their sides and they are unable to move, with only their head exposed. Once the person is rolled in the "burrito" they are then smothered with a large quantity of semen.

Dude, last night i put my girlfriend in a smothered burrito. I just rolled her up in the blanket and blew a fat load right on her face. it was awesome!

by koolegged September 6, 2013

beefy five layer burrito

This is when five Mexicans are naked, dirty, and totally wrapped up in a big blanket resulting in anal and excessive spooning

Did you walk by the Valquerez's? I saw all 5 of maria's uncles in a beefy five layer burrito in the living room.

by Briana>:) August 2, 2010

neato burrito

a thing, person, or place that is considered neat or fun

Wow, did you see my neato burrito watch

by whit da spit March 5, 2004

Flying Burrito

Any decent fighter has a great finishing move. Don't hesitate to adopt the Flying Burrito. Take a running start at a dazed or drunken opponent, and leap with arms stretched over your head, turning your body so that you fly parallel to the ground. Crush your opponent.

Chuck Norris: "There is no defense for the Flying Burrito."

by Lawgina July 24, 2008