brok/broke

To be completely off your head due to alcohol or drugs.

Oh my god! That guy over there is totally brok/broke!

Hiiya baybeeeee, I'm brok/broke!

by hellsxbells June 23, 2007

Divorce Broke

When you've been through a divorce and you're so broken you're almost poor.

I would love to buy that washer and dryer set for $200, but I'm literally Divorce Broke.

by Scottydntno December 16, 2020

smoke-broke

to not have any extra cigarrettes for you mooching friends
or to not have any cigs but you're jonesing for one.

Dude 1: Can I get a cig from you man?
Dude 2: Sorry man, Im smoke-broke. Try getting a job and
buying your own.

Dude1: Dude2, Im smoke-broke, man. Can I grab a smoke?
Dude2: Um...sure, but first you must dance. It will please
me....

by Jude6666 April 28, 2008

broke Friday

The Friday which falls in between paychecks in which you are happy it's Friday, but stressed at the same time.

Employee 1: "Happy Friday all!"
Employee 2: "Yeah but it's Broke Friday. I need to get another cash advance to hold me over until next week"

by coupondad7 April 7, 2017

ADD broke

So broke you can't even pay attention.

Lend me $20?
Dude, I'm ADD broke, & that's serious broke -- I can't even afford to pay attention. . . oh, look, a quarter!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 8, 2017

Gucci Broke

From a track of Gucci Crew II (Old School)
To have expensive stuff, but always without money.

"Man, gimme a dolla for a drink, I Gucci Broke." Asked while wearing designer clothes and shoes, driving a Merc.

by GattinoInferno August 25, 2011

cock broke

Its when a man loses lots of his money in order to get laid, whether by spending on prostitutes or expensive date nights with the hope of getting laid.

Mike: Hey dude wana go see the boxing championship in Las Vegas next month?
John: Na man, I am too cock broke to afford that

by jimissobored July 27, 2014