bashing the monkey

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.

"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."

by KeithTheGospelRapper September 15, 2013

bush basher

Anyone of the sane 71% of Americans who is fed up with lies, crimes, and bullshit inflicted upon them, by the Bush Administration, over the past 5 years.

The Bush Bashers rejoiced as Bush & Co. were frog marched out of the Whitehouse.

by Ed76638 May 25, 2006

bash.org

A database of IRC/Instant Messenger quotes. Other quote databases exist, but none are as popular. Criticized for the sheer amount of crappy quotes. Also criticized for the constantly large amount of pending quotes.

As of today, there are 18026 quotes approved and 11019 quotes pending.

How to get into the Bash.org quote database, as told by a quote inside the database itself:

<Nubbers> Is there any listing of the criteria for a bash quote, anyway? Or should I just make a joke combining masturbation, child pornography, racism, and dungeons and dragons...
<Edible> If it has "bash.org" or "nigger" in it, it'll get in. Watch.
<Edible> Hey, so nigger I nigger with nigger to nigger bash.org nigger bash.org bash.org nigger nigger nigger.

by Madvillainous June 11, 2005

Bush-basher

Smartest people in the country are Bush-Basher

The smartest people in America, the 49 million who voted for Kerry, those who are in blue states, are Bush-Bashers

by Erin444 October 1, 2005

BO Basher

deodorant - makes you smell good

Man! Wheres my BO Basher, I stink!

by tim m June 29, 2003

beer bash

An instance were you bust a beer can open and get drunker.

Also a keg/beer party.

Was that a beer bash or did i just o.d.?

by Wolfman,Ean,Dr.pepper,Papaya,Dusty Joe,Tenderfoot April 7, 2008

msn bashing

The act of sending a stream of single word messages via instant messenger. This causes the receiving party to hear multiple new message notification sounds which is fuckin irritating.

someone
sends
you
a
sentence
in
msn
and
uses
one
message
for
each
word
which
ends
up
bashing
your
msn. This is msn bashing

by mayurfb December 1, 2007