brantford

brantford is a shitty place in Ontario Canada that's around an hour away from Toronto. downtown is a place where the homeless people roam the streets smoking cigs and you cant walk down there without being afraid of getting jumped. there's a Tim hortons on almost every street and probably over 100 pot dealers in that city. everyone basically knows eachother and the Stanley street McDonald's is the basic hangout spot for teenagers. pretty much every girl in brantford lost their virginity in 8th or 9th grade and all the boys are hockey players who use girls for nudes and run around shouting ferda all day. you can barely trust anyone in brantford because word gets around so easily that everyone knows when two people break up. and the high schools are so bad, you'd be better off living in jail sometimes. but hey, we've got Wayne Gretzky center

person 1: me and my girlfriend broke up.
person 2: yeah, all of brantford has heard

by chinkenluver October 16, 2019

Brantipygian

Having completed the quest for or having achieved the callipygian ideal

Rick's brantipygian qualities made my chair seem to vibrate

by Roger Rabbit December 5, 2003

Braniac - Science Abuse

A TV show which is supposed to be educational but it's basically just Richard Hammond blowing stuff up with chemicals.

It's shown in schools a lot of the time but that's alright if you like watching people getting tasered and trying to swim through golden syrup.

All the explosions in Braniac - Science Abuse look awesome!

by Obloid July 1, 2014

brantlyn

Brantlyn is the most sweet funny, easy to make laugh and loves her family person. She is so pretty its unbelievable and has the best life also best parents too. Brantlyn is the happiest person u will meet and a fun loving girl and watch out because her daddy is the kinda of dad like u can’t have a boyfriend till ur older and he better be nice to u.Brantlyn is amazing and cute

Brantlyn is so cute it’s unbelievable

by Brantlyn January 28, 2018

braintoot

A brain fart, but less severe.
Like forgetting a small object, word, or phrase. Even though you were thinking of it just a second ago.

I had a braintoot, and left my baby in the oven.

by The Holy Meme June 15, 2018

braintazed

At the moment of sexual orgasmA combined feeling of getting the numbing pain of a brainfreeze from a slushy and the momentary paralysis tingling pins and needles feeling from been shot with a tazer

wifey...(gasping for air) what’s wrong, are you ok Hun,

hubby... wow, that sex was a totally mind altering experience; I can’t move for the sensations I’m feeling, I feel like I just got BRAINTAZED......

by Logan & Lexie January 26, 2019

Brantch

When you go to eat brunch with your friends, but you really just need to rant instead.

Person 1: What happened, I thought you really needed to rant to me today?
Person 2: Sorry I ran out of time. Let's do brunch soon.

Person 1: Oh so you mean brantch? Yeah let's set it up.

by MMZMTS January 28, 2019