book

the thing that make boomers have an instant orgasm just by looking at it

kid: hey grandpa i found this really cool book-
grandpa: aaauuughhh yeahhh
kid: k im gonna go now

by dudopa September 28, 2020

Little Red Book

1. Colloquial English name for Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong - a book of quotations taken from Mao's speeches and publications. It is the most-printed book written in the 20th century, and was required study material for all Chinese residents during the Cultural Revolution.

2. A Chinese boner.

1. The English translation of the Little Red Book loses Mao's eloquent use of simile found in the original Chinese.

2. Is that a Little Red Book in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

by vastheman January 9, 2011

Stroke Book

Another term for pornographic magazines.

Origin: Chasing Amy

Playboy is a good stroke book.

by Dubya September 22, 2004

booked

to get in trouble or caught for something that you did wrong

I got booked for skipping yesterday

by pear February 17, 2006

comic book guy

Simpsons character who has no confirmed real name. He tends to use a catch phrase of "Worst (insert word) ever."

Worst definition ever.

by 1_WTC_Lock May 21, 2004

Booker

A boy who is the sweetest person you will ever meet, but is a bit of a show off. A Booker is usually a very friendly person and could talk for days. He is very active and good looking. Booker so good with his school work and easy to talk to. He tends to be very stubborn because he is a firm believer that if you want something you need to fight for it. If Booker is with you he will go out of his way to make you happy because it makes him happy, anyone that is lucky enough to have a Booker in there life should try to keep them forever. He is also very loyal and friendly

Girl 1: That guy is so nice I wonder who he is.
Girl 2: he’s so Hot and smart must be a Booker
Guy: who that guy ya that’s Booker he’s like my best friend

by Rabies46 February 25, 2019

Documentary Book

A smart book, like a documentary, but in book form.

What is the word for the intelligent writing material?

That's a Documentary Book.

by Donald Blake November 17, 2013