climb boulders

a way to tell someone you aren't doing something they ask OR telling someone to go fuck off and get away from you, essentially another way of telling someone to go kick rocks.

timmy: yo johnny how bout you stop by kwikmart and get me a sixer of miller lite before you go to danielles?
johnny: uhh how bout you go climb some boulders.

Mom: hey son can you do your laundry and clean the dishes since i let you live here for free
Son: go climb boulders bitch

by danny_boi November 20, 2007

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Boulder Butt

A woman with an ass that looks like to big boulders, cause of all the demples

Man that woman got a Boulder Butt

by LoveBunny1 January 13, 2014

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boulder hill(hood)

A unincorporated TURD of a town located in Illinois between Montgomery & Oswego

No one wants to claim boulder hill(hood) because it is a giant turd.

by surrealpoodle June 4, 2014

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muddy boulder

verb. The act sticking one or both of your testicles in a conscenting party's ass hole and pulling it out with a layer of feces on it.

What's that smell? Oh, that's just from Jeff and I giving Chantel a muddy boulder.

by D-Money$ August 2, 2014

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Bouldered

when stoned just isn't enough

1) John Lennon and Paul McCartney must have been bouldered when they wrote 'Come Together'

by Psycho Violet November 1, 2013

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water around the boulder

Wanting to avoid answering a particular question or speaking about a particular subject, but still trying to be respectful enough to give an honest answer, even if it is a little bullshit.

Even though there are still 10 weeks left in the 2018-2019 NFL season, will Patrick Mahomes be the league MVP? "He's doing a good job but still has a lot to learn. Also, I know you had to ask that question so I'm just trying to put some water around the boulder.

by Pseudonym? November 12, 2018

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